Dead Elephant Bounce

A short-lived and delusional surge in the stock market or economy that occurs under conservative leadership. This usually happens after a crash, scandal, or policy blunder. It mimics a “dead cat bounce” but with heavier consequences, more denial, and louder press conferences. Symbolically named after the GOP elephant, it represents the false hope injected into markets by tax cuts, culture wars, or trickle-down talking points that no longer land.

Conservatives passed that stimulus for billionaires and called it a recovery. Dead elephant bounce if I’ve ever seen one.

by Jayley Weathers April 20, 2025

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Dead Inside

"What individuals articulate when they lack motivation or are experiencing a profound sense of fatigue. Or just feel Dead"

"Intel is experiencing a significant amount in being dead inside due to AMD's recent advancements and innovations."

by The Really Annoying Guy December 6, 2024

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Dead

Something is boring or shite.

"Maths is so dead"

by the big boy hacker man November 29, 2022

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dead pornstars

A dead pornstar.

Hey Brandon! My girlfriend Ava is dead!

"Then she is finally a dead pornstars

by AMysteriousMan2001 July 30, 2024

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Chelsea Perreti And Saweetie And Angel's Bitches for Dead President Part 0

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

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Dingle-dead

When you have been sitting on the toilet for so long that your legs become numb and fall asleep.

man 1: Ahh man, i was in there so long that my legs are Dingle-dead...
man 2: Man that sucks, man, i hope you get to feeling better bro...
man 1: Thanks bro

by ZombieBoxHeadMan May 22, 2015

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