Sexy Pockets

When you ugly ass fuck but you a boss and got $$$ to make her/him holla back at it.

So I was at bar the other day, and I said hi too these two fine ladys, but didn’t bother saying hi back until they found out I got the Sexy Pockets

by ElDeeDee310 September 13, 2018

Portable Pocket

Another name for "bag" or "handbag"

"Honey, have you seen my portable pocket?"

by DovahDeathPunch September 14, 2018

Hot Pocket

When you and a partner have Intercourse in a sleeping bag.

Yo, do you want to come in my tent and make a hot pocket? We got sausage

by mayapenny September 30, 2018

Polly pocket pippy longstocking

To be someone of bird like behavior.

when Cardigan Backyardigan threw her shoe at miki minach, she exhibited polly pocket pippy longstocking behavior.

by pissy cat October 2, 2018

Hot pocket

When you fart in bed and lift the sheets just enough so the smell hits your significant other right in the face. At the moment of impact you sing “Hot Pocket” like the jingle from the commercials.

“You wanna Dutch oven me?! I’ll hit you with a Hot Pocket when you least expect it!”

“Wanna get sweet revenge? Give him a Hot Pocket.”

by Sassy pantsuit October 11, 2018

Hot Pocket

A snacc but looks 7 course meal and more attractive than pizza roll.

Gurl! You be looking like a hot pocket!

by Bootayy420buffet69 October 19, 2018

Hot-Pocketing

The sexual act of inserting a hot pocket into one’s anus and having a sexual partner eat the hot pocket, causing the molten liquid from said hot pocket to ooze deeper into the anal cavity. The best flavors to use are chicken, broccoli, & cheddar as well as the classic pepperoni pizza flavor.

“I think that Tony and I have taken it to the next level in our relationship! He agreed to let me try Hot-Pocketing him!”

by mustysausage November 1, 2018