chocolate covered banana

i ate a chocolate covered banana while shittinng my brains out

what the fuck dude
by pee675894320573956678954895 March 31, 2022
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Banana Hub

A website that hasn’t been discovered yet
I really wish Banana Hub was a thing.
by DIYking24_YT June 28, 2019
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Banana Cookie

An asian fortune cookie with a fortune inside that was clearly written by a white person.
Fortune we got in our banana cookie after dim sum:

"You will be hungry again in one hour."
by MrCarnation November 11, 2013
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Banana chips

Leftover remains in a man's beard from eating pussy and not washing your face afterwards. Usually seen the morning after. Appear as crispy little flakes.
I had some serious banana chips after eating my girl our last night.
by Meatsaw March 23, 2017
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Banana chip

Kinda sweet, but the crunch can throw it all off. A bit of a bi-polar personality, something that seems good at first but too much of it can get yucky.
My ex boyfriend is a banana chip.
by MainRain October 14, 2018
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Countryside Banana Slama

During sexual intercourse when you're thrusting, you take out a banana and start inserting the banana into the woman's particular area
I gave my girlfriend the countryside banana slama and now my banana is mushy
by TheMajesticPirate February 20, 2016
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Banana Clamp

A slang term for either a ratcheting metal band or an erectile suppression device.

An erectile suppression device is an elastic ring worn around the head of the penis. The ring is then attached to an inelastic strap pulled down between the legs, and up through the buttocks (much like a thong). The strap is secured with a metal hook and loop to a jock strap like belt near the tailbone.

The purpose is to suppress otherwise embarrassing erections during inappropriate times. Commonly worn at church, school, work etc.
Do you have a pair of banana clamps to secure this no-hub coupling?

The new boss is really hot, I better start wearing a banana clamp so people don't see my boner.
by The Real Elbo McGee August 23, 2022
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