Phenominal Ryan

A weiner suckkin butt monkey that blows 95 year old rich men for 10 dollars he calls this the floppy weiner job he loves his job and will never quit

Love ya Ryan,

GI JEW PRO♥

P.S. ♥♥♥♥

Phenominal Ryan

by GI JEW PRO October 25, 2010

Jack Ryan

Jack Ryan is the protagonist from the game BioShock. He is the illegitimate son of Andrew Ryan and Jasmine Jolene. His father made the underwater city of Rapture. His mother was a stripper and prostitute. He was sold to the businesses man Frank Fontaine when he was an embryo. He was experimented on as a child by Brigid Tenebaum and Yi Suchong,making him grow up faster than a usual human. He is technically four years old in BioShock. Throughout the game,he must use "plasmids",a gene altering chemical that makes the user have super powers. He also can save little sisters from the Big Daddies or harvest them. He wears a badass sweater and has chain tattoos on his wrist,along with a sexy voice.

Person 1: Dude,Alex Mason from call of duty is awesome!
Person 2: Dude,Jack Ryan from BioShock can kick his ass without trying

by Deuce9Lives November 11, 2014

Paul Ryan

A "tea party" republican congressman from the state of Wisconsin. And the running mate of presidential nominee Mitt Romney.

Hey, are you watching the debate between Vice President Joe Biden and Congressman Paul Ryan? Interesting huh?

by Costress October 11, 2012

The Ryan-Ator

An illiterate piece of shit that can't spell "beat up" correctly.

The Ryan-Ator spelled beat up, "beet up".

by The Ryan-Ator April 5, 2005

Paul Ryan

To be a scholarly type who is really good in math, numbers and money... who looks hot while doing it.

Have you met Matt in accounting? Whoa! He's a real Paul Ryan! He may not be that fun at parties, but will be nice to look at in a tight shirt.

You know the haters have nothing on Paul Ryan when the best they can do is make fun of his hairline and insult him for being wealthy because he's highly intelligent and good with finances. If he were a Democrat, they'd be calling him Christian Grey!

by tentimesten February 10, 2014

Dirty ryan

When you think you are supper funny but you arent and the only people that laugh at your jokes are your uber passengers

I was stuck with a dirty ryan uber last night

by Gang gang hoe May 10, 2020

Wrinkler Ryan

a small, wrinkled ending of a certain boy's vital apendage which has a tendancy to 'wink' at other boys.

Ben: "Aaaargh! Ryan, buy some bigger shorts man!"
Ryan-noticing his wrinkler advancing towards Ben exclaims "No! Down junior, we dont like boys now do we!...do we?"

by Adam Watts (a.s,s.e,t.l) June 26, 2004