Medication

What they try to get you to take in order to slowly kill your brain and pacify you.

Dr Chudjack: Listen to the medcels, take your medication!
Wise Man: No, stop trying to kill me! I'll never take my meds!

by Trampofine October 24, 2025

Medjeet

Describes a man, of southern european, or broadly mediterranean descent, being overtly accommodating of northern europeans, in hopes of getting accepted.

Nord: "Lol, Spaniards/Italians/Greeks look like north africans."
Med1: "It's crazy what's happening in sweden! Hope it works out for them!"
Med2: "you're such a medjeet..."

by GreatSaiyaman October 28, 2025

Medium weight white PP spoon

An act where two Caucasians males who collectively weigh less than 300 lb, lay together while one positions his penis through the legs of the other who tucks his penis between his legs.

It was really cold the other night when we went camping so my buddy and I performed a medium weight white pp spoon

by HonestTruthTalker October 29, 2025

Mediterranean Quickie

A quiche that has Mediterranean fillings but Gabriel is a fucking idiot who mispronounced it.

Ooo boy I would love a Mediterranean quickie right now it would fill me right up!

by Jackius tillus November 20, 2025

Medical Insurance

A United States sponsored gambling in the form of health coverage. If you pay for medical insurance you risk paying for a safety net you won't use, or you risk crippling debt when life makes you a cripple.

Since medical insurance doesn't cover most of what I need it for, I am considering dropping it. I'll save my money while I'm alive, and if something bad happens I'll just have them toss me in the ditch.

by KeeganJonah November 21, 2025

mediocraliminimalisticinconsequentialaterribilous

A state of life that feels painfully mediocre, emotionally minimal, insignificant, and terribly empty all at once.
A dramatic, poetic exaggeration used to describe a period of deep emotional dullness and overwhelming meaninglessness.

Coined by Muhammed Anshid (2025).

“After losing the person I loved the most, everything around me turned completely mediocraliminimalisticinconsequentialaterribilous.”

by JOHN ETHAN KINGSTON November 24, 2025

meditating behind the mobile unit

unwell. sick. poorly. under the weather.

yeah dude hes like meditating behind the mobile unit

by themadcrystal December 3, 2025