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Couch Fire

The great American ceremony of retiring a couch.

Step 1 - take couch to wilderness, bring plenty of beer
Step 2 - start bonfire - get smashed - sit on couch with friends and reminisce.
Step 3 - when well smashed and bonfire needs more fuel, add couch to fire.
Billy - Hey Sally, should we reupholster this thing?

Sally - No Billy ... It's time for a couch fire.
by Mitchell Iz June 9, 2023
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Fire

Jordan is literally the living definition of fire.
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Fire tits

Tits so hot they’re on fire.
“Yo, dude. Do you see that girl’s fire tits over there? Bruh.”
by Achy kelvin January 3, 2021
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Australian Bush Fire

When you are having Anal intercourse with an Australian woman who has not shaved her asshole and you get rug burn on your penis
"Damn she really needs to shave down under. She really hit me with the Australian Bush Fire!!"
by Daddy Yanky 4 U April 6, 2021
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Forest Fire

When a Woman is trying to find the Dick inside the man's bush and sucks it off
She tried to find my forest fire last night
by WoodyTheFukBoi May 12, 2018
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affro fire

In wich the Pubic region is an affro and flaming red (as in fire). Therefore "Affro Fire" Aka Jenna R. (She loves Mista Milla) <3
pubic hair is fluffy and red ("affro fire")
by minipimp February 1, 2009
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fire truck

When you say “what starts with F and ends with CK” and then dad starts to get upset at you and then you tell him that it’s fire truck
Me: “what starts with F and ends with CK”
Dad: worried/mad af

Me: “its fire truck

Dad: oh 😯
by Fantastic Shortstop August 20, 2021
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