Johnny Fire

Slang for chlamydia

Jeez my Johnny fire bad, it hurts when I pee.
I gave that girl a taste of Johnny fire.

by Bigpaco15 April 01, 2022

Fire hydrant

Calling someone a fire hydrant is another way of calling them short and stubby. A crack at smaller people.

Don't trip on that fire hydrant!

I couldn't see your short ass behind that fire hydrant!

by Geozup May 16, 2021

Fire Hydrant

The action of a male telling a partner during intercourse to close their eyes because he is about to ejaculate upon their face. After the said partner is on their knees with their eyes closed the male proceeds to urinate excessively while erect. The urine travels at a high velocity and drenches the partner to their surprise.

Frenchy: “Yo dude I heard you pulled a fire hydrant on Emerson last night!”

Josh: “Yeah man I pissed all over his face! He can’t even see today! He was drowning!”

by Injectingmarijuanas June 23, 2018

fire hydrant

the definition for the first american moon landing

"i think the fire hydrant was fake"

by daxx3106 May 21, 2018

MY HAIR IS ON FIRE

NO JOKE HELP CALL 702-374-2830

joke don't call that

woman: MY HAIR IS ON FIRE
me: oh, go AWAY then
woman: call 702-374-2830 for free pizza
me: oh
me: *get free pizza*
me: yumm
woman: MY HAIR IS ON FIRE

by deezmomiscool January 18, 2022

Boyne Bakery Fire

when something is the pinnacle of it's category not even lit or fire is enough to describe it

that is straight 'Boyne Bakery Fire'

by Rachael Furgeson August 03, 2023

fire/hydrant

⏃ dumb bitch that is homophobic

⟟ said what are your pronouns and fire said fire/hydrant

by ItsMikanHun June 09, 2021