fart snake

A fart snake is when a guy cums so hard during oral sex that he accidentally farts.

Gary came so hard while Misty was giving him head that he farted and misty called him a fart snake.

by Cheeaintlion April 4, 2016

fairy farts

Ideas, concepts, plans or goals so abstract and unrealistic that the mere idea of realism (or scent of realism and obtaintainability) would defy all logic/mathematical reason.

The boss' plan was mere fairy farts until we gained the funding and headcount to execute.

by Peterinho September 3, 2018

fart slice

A person who is a tool, douche, jerk, asshole, just an all around unpleasant person.

Did you see that guy cut me off! What a fuckin' fart slice!

by poopprism December 2, 2011

Heated fart

A heated fart is the action of farting directly into a wall mounted electric heater turned up to maximum temperature. The fan in the heater will accelerate the dispersal of the fart. If done properly you should be able to clear out a room. This also has the added benefit of burning off the dust clinging to the electric heating elements in the summer, adding a burning dust fragrance and fire prevention.

"Why are you bent over in front of the heater Johnson!......... and why does it smell like hot Garbage?!"
"Oh just launching my post dinner heated fart"

by Boatman1912 April 14, 2015

No Fart February

No Fart February is a pledge where someone can go the longest without farting since the inception when February rolls around.

Tim was gonna win No Fart February but ended up farting at the last minute.

by BetterSkatez November 22, 2020

fart storm

a situation with a lot of problems or issues occurring at the same time, but none of them are all that serious. A milder version of a shit storm.

"We had a fart storm in the break room when the copier ran out of toner, the fax machine started smoking, and Janet slipped on spilled coffee all at the same time."

by Spartacusss March 2, 2010

Fart Mart

going to a place with alot of people and release all sources of gas rudely.

Debby Lee realised her dangerous farts whcih made Target a fart mart.

by dai the thottie June 6, 2015