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Death

Jeff: Hey, Your squirrel has experienced death.

Tommy: My Squirrel?

Jeff: Yes
by The Scaled King October 21, 2018
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Death

Except I'm going to heaven forever! My behavior has been preemptively forgiven as a form of cosmic get-out-of-jail-free card. I'm the good one. And my reward is paradisal bliss forever.
Hym "It's not my death I have the problem with; it's the 'navigating lunatics who are complicit in my demise while I wait patiently to die part' that keeps me up at night. And that's why the school shootings. Because it's not that you're not protecting them hard enough and it's not that everyone need to collectively agree to give up their rights; It's that if stopping a school shooting has a result OTHER THAN the death of the would-be shooter you'd rather let the chips fall where they may then be complicit in a solution that benefits someone who doesn't deserve the help they would ultimately receive as a byproduct of an intervationary procedure."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2023
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psycho death

a dumbass faggot who hangs around in #dod, even when people tell him to leave... a scot wannabe
"hay faggit, get a clue, this channel doesnt liek you, now gtfo"
"no"
by pd's mom August 18, 2003
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Liquid death

Liquid death is the phrase used for when someone has a stroke/seizure and aggressively releases wet bowel movements
“Did you hear about John? He got got hit by liquid death”

“When I walked into the room, there was liquid death everywhere
by Weeb.exe1 November 16, 2023
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death line

Doing more than 8 shots without a chaser
Brett almost died last night after that death line .
by Partytrix December 18, 2013
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Death Penalty

Death penalty is a punishment for criminals. But is it really ? A punishment is not supposed to be definitive. But don't misundertand. Murderers of any kinds must be stopped. Problem is, who ever said we could take a life ? The criminal took one (or more) while he was not allowed to. But we are not allowed to either. We can't hope for respect if we ourselves don't apply it. Even if the criminal killed someone, we don't have any right to take his life. Not that he does not deserve it : he does. But let's be logical. Is it usefull to tell a child not to smoke while he sees you smoke everyday ? I don't think so. It is useless and dumb to kill someone because he's killed someone. Of course, this one killer won't do it again : but others will.

Moreover, to die is too easy. A murderer who has raped children and killed them has to live for the rest of his life thinking about it, regreting it. If he dies, it's quickly over. If it was only me, I would torture them (physically or psychologically) every single day until they ask for suicide because of too much remorse. Only then, they can die. They have to earn their death.

So for the criminals, I would rather choose perpetuity over death penalty. Or death penalty but more sadist than just an easy death. The problem is that nowadays, perpetuity costs a lot of money because criminals clearly live well in prison. This is not even jail anymore. Prisons must become prisons again.

And then, death penalty would not have to exist anymore.
If someone rapes your sister and then kills her, would you want him dead already ? For a seconde yes, but when he's dead, you'll realize it was not worth it. What is worth it however is making him endure what he's done, psychologically harrassing him until his last breath. Then, your sister would be avenged. And a murderer would have been stopped, without death penalty.
by ticengins June 5, 2017
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Death Chamber

a clever chamber a person is strap in who is evil and been sentence in the court of law to death so when a thunder storm happens, he got attach to lightning rods tied to it, and lightning is drawn to it and strike this guy non stop until he dies , powerful is vastly more powerful than a electric chair, and they make sure every bolt of lightning hits him. no matter if it goes on for days. its ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL Choice . he is the one who makes it lightning.
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