Water Buffalo

A broad shouldered, stalky gal with a little bit of a belly that looks like she could bench press you and then eat 4 cheeseburgers. Also only drinks beer.

Friend: I heard he got with that girl last night
Me: I saw her bro, she shotgunned a miller, put it down, benched 225, and then fucked him
Friend: No way he took down a Water Buffalo

by rr12 May 1, 2023

Cuck Buffet

When your significant other performs oral sex on another man and then feeds his semen to you like a mother bird feeds their young

"last night I hooked up with this chick and she had a boyfriend. after she went down on me she gave him a cuck buffet right in front of me!"

by dirtywastelander37 May 8, 2023

Golden buffet

When everything on your plate is a beautiful shade of beige.

Aww yeah, had a great tea last night - chicken nuggets, chips, onion rings and a side of cheesy garlic bread, was a proper golden buffet .

by Racheyrocket July 2, 2023

tongue buffing

The act of rubbing one's tongue against a pad of cotton candy

When eating cotton candy, I prefer tongue buffing because I like the texture so much.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Head Buffer

A Head Buffer is the professional title of an individual who is employed to shine the bell end of a cock, which in turn buffs out any imperfections thus earning them the title.

"Man, Thomas is so good at his job, he must be the best Head Buffer around."
"Yea he's good but he's not the King Head Buffer"

by sheedballs69 August 17, 2023

Jimmy Buffet

Jimmy buffet is a popular country artist. His career peaked during the 1970s following the creation of his massive hit, Margaretaville.

Put on some Jimmy Buffet or something.

by Jimmy Buffet enjoyer. September 2, 2023

Jimmy Buffet

A buffet where people get high and drunk in honor of the late Jimmy Buffett.
It’s also known as the Margaritaville in honor of his GOAT hit song Margaritaville.

People were paying tribute to Jimmy Buffett at the Jimmy Buffet.

by gregben September 13, 2023