When you're balls deep in a woman, however need a five minute respite without her being aware. Your mate is next door so fills in without missing a beat.
by MeepMoopStagDo August 17, 2024
Get the Two-ball rerackmug. Hym "Umm... What... What the fuck just happened just there?"
Iam "Hmm?"
Hym "Did you take over!?"
Iam "What? No! I was doing the thing! The sonar. Why? What happened?"
Hym "I dont know! I lost two hours! AND TWO DRINKS!"
Iam "What do you mean you 'lost two hours?' How?"
Hym "I don't know! I was working... I watched a 9 minute video (on 1.75x speed) and 58 minutes of a 2 and a half hour video... And then I went to the batroom... And it was 4 am. Like, I got back there at 12:30... I watched an hours worth of content... That's 1:30... I maybe spent 15-30 minutes with customers... That's 2:00... And I got out of the bathroom at 4:00 am... I wasn't in the bathroom for more than 5 minutes! I don't know what the fuck happened between 2 and 4 am! My drinks are gone! I had a coffee and a smoothie! They're gone! And it's not even that I was zoning out while I was working... The work wasn't done either! I have absolutely no recollection of what occurred. All I know is that AT 4 AM... Only an hours worth of work had been done. I had to make up that 2 hours worth of work between 4 and 6. What the fuck happened there?"
Iam 😟 "I... I don't know, I... It wasn't me!"
Hym "Well... Everyone was acting a little weird... There... There isn't a 3rd guy is there? What did we do for those 2 hours? What happened during those 2 hours?"
Iam "Uuuuuuuuh... Shit... I don't know man..."
Iam "Hmm?"
Hym "Did you take over!?"
Iam "What? No! I was doing the thing! The sonar. Why? What happened?"
Hym "I dont know! I lost two hours! AND TWO DRINKS!"
Iam "What do you mean you 'lost two hours?' How?"
Hym "I don't know! I was working... I watched a 9 minute video (on 1.75x speed) and 58 minutes of a 2 and a half hour video... And then I went to the batroom... And it was 4 am. Like, I got back there at 12:30... I watched an hours worth of content... That's 1:30... I maybe spent 15-30 minutes with customers... That's 2:00... And I got out of the bathroom at 4:00 am... I wasn't in the bathroom for more than 5 minutes! I don't know what the fuck happened between 2 and 4 am! My drinks are gone! I had a coffee and a smoothie! They're gone! And it's not even that I was zoning out while I was working... The work wasn't done either! I have absolutely no recollection of what occurred. All I know is that AT 4 AM... Only an hours worth of work had been done. I had to make up that 2 hours worth of work between 4 and 6. What the fuck happened there?"
Iam 😟 "I... I don't know, I... It wasn't me!"
Hym "Well... Everyone was acting a little weird... There... There isn't a 3rd guy is there? What did we do for those 2 hours? What happened during those 2 hours?"
Iam "Uuuuuuuuh... Shit... I don't know man..."
by Hym Iam January 1, 2024
Get the Two hoursmug. It's a slang word for a Glock 23. A hand Gun known for it's precision and accuracy for beginner shooters too.
by LowViro_De_Hero April 27, 2023
Get the two two threemug. by propart September 16, 2009
Get the Two O Tenniemug. Letting your employer know you've quit by sneakily writing "I QUIT" across their significant other's buttcheeks
Mr Kaster took away our health insurance, and Ms Kaster was giving me the eyes, so I had to put in my two cheek notice
by Towrope November 17, 2020
Get the Two Cheek Noticemug. by iknowyouseethissss March 5, 2024
Get the Two manmug. A mishearing (possibly due to accent) of the word Timbuktu, a city in Mali, Western Africa. Once a major trade city but now used colloquially to refer to a hard to get to and/or remote location.
See also: Boonies, Sticks, B(um/utt)F(*ck)?(<City>/<State>/<Country>/Nowhere), Middle of nowhere
See also: Boonies, Sticks, B(um/utt)F(*ck)?(<City>/<State>/<Country>/Nowhere), Middle of nowhere
"Why'd you have park all the way in Ten buck two(Timbuktu)?"
"Are you and the boys going fishing(drinking) in Ten buck two(Timbuktu) this weekend?
"Are you and the boys going fishing(drinking) in Ten buck two(Timbuktu) this weekend?
by C45P4 October 24, 2023
Get the Ten buck twomug.