A breakfast muffin made with prunes and coffee grounds baked in, for lots and lots of extra fiber and caffeine. Guaranteed to wake you up, give you plenty of extra morning energy - and go through your entire digestive tract like a Vesuvius of wire brushes!

My wife and I had an argument, so she served me a Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin with my breakfast; and, by the time I got to work, I almost had to stick my thumb up in my butthole, to keep from crapping all over myself as I ran to the nearest restroom!

Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin by Kenneth Zevo July 10, 2022

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blow me eyes

Eyes that are so blue that they’re the kind of eyes you want to see when a girl is going down on you.

“Heather is so hot bro.”
“I know, one look into those “blow me eyes” and I almost nut in my pants.”

blow me eyes by swagmoney237 July 26, 2022

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Fergus Patrick Eyers

A very 'tall' individual with an entrancing 'stature'. He has red hair, and a greatly exaggerated jawline.

'I would fuck Fergus Patrick Eyers in the asshole with my Master Blaster'

Fergus Patrick Eyers by 100% Factual and Sourced February 28, 2023

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