When an individual feels the need to have superiority over their counterpart. Manifests itself as “out-doing” every conversation/experience e.g. I did one poo, but they did two poos.
“Oh Mike is such a two poos, told him about my dad’s heart attack and he told me his dad has had TWO heart attacks”
by BKnightbridge June 4, 2022
Get the Two Poosmug. A song about sucking dick for cocaine.
Man, I really love the song Honey this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us on the first studio album from the American rockband my chemical romance.
by bbbasic October 18, 2020
Get the Honey this mirror isn't big enough for the two of usmug. If you use Two Factor Authentication you have a death wish as you will never get back in if you don’t have your phone number.
by Trashmenger August 11, 2024
Get the Two Factor Authenticationmug. 
Letting your employer know you've quit by sneakily writing "I QUIT" across their significant other's buttcheeks
Mr Kaster took away our health insurance, and Ms Kaster was giving me the eyes, so I had to put in my two cheek notice
by Towrope November 17, 2020
Get the Two Cheek Noticemug. A mishearing (possibly due to accent) of the word Timbuktu, a city in Mali, Western Africa. Once a major trade city but now used colloquially to refer to a hard to get to and/or remote location.
See also: Boonies, Sticks, B(um/utt)F(*ck)?(<City>/<State>/<Country>/Nowhere), Middle of nowhere
See also: Boonies, Sticks, B(um/utt)F(*ck)?(<City>/<State>/<Country>/Nowhere), Middle of nowhere
"Why'd you have park all the way in Ten buck two(Timbuktu)?"
"Are you and the boys going fishing(drinking) in Ten buck two(Timbuktu) this weekend?
"Are you and the boys going fishing(drinking) in Ten buck two(Timbuktu) this weekend?
by C45P4 October 24, 2023
Get the Ten buck twomug. While being intimate with your partner, first please her or him with licking their anus post these actions utilize a strap on with a different skins tone then yours while doing anal intercourse then ejaculate into it pour it back in their anus and eat it back out.
by 2Tone September 3, 2025
Get the Two tonemug.