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Millenial Water 

Relates to the ubiquitous availability and usage of energy drinks for and by the under 20s (millenials). Red Bull, Relentless, Monster, et al.

A psychological crutch, masquerading magical properties which negate the need for restful sleep and can be used as a prerequisite for anything that requires actual effort.
"Wish they had millenial water back in the day when I was pulling all-nighters playing "Sonic" on my Sega Megadrive; I'd have completed more levels!"
Millenial Water by Diogenetics October 8, 2018
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cod water 

Water that is collected,while in the shower,by cupping ones hands under their genitals,most commonly after strenuous activities or sex.
Did you see that dude throw cod water on the other guy while in the community shower ?
cod water by Rozworm December 20, 2018

Woggle water 

The dirty water that collects st the bottom of a bong.
We need the woggle water or my bong will taste like shit
Woggle water by Slippypuppy January 3, 2019

coconut water 

a filthy water that gimps drink
look at that gimp drinking coconut water
coconut water by kjkjkjkjk January 21, 2019

Drinking water over the sink

When you're low-key flexing to your employees about what you'll be doing with your s/o later.
Yeah, no clue what I'm doing with the wife tonight - maybe we'll be "drinking water over the sink" -wink*wink-

wood water 

A foul tasting liquid that leaves a nasty after taste and has a hint of oak and dirt.
Yo, this wine tastes like wood water. I can’t believe someone would drink that.
wood water by Gunplay2600 September 25, 2019

Hotdog Water 

When a male gets aroused to the point of leaking pre-ejaculate.
“Man, those pics she hit me with earlier straight made my hotdog water.”