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russian blue

Nasty ass honey badger, the most stank ass pussy you will ever meet
Your girlfriend smells like a Russian blue. honey badger wombat blue waffle Alabama hotpocket
by Kjg98513 March 4, 2017
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red vs Blue

An internet series featuring to teams in the middle of a box canyon fighting a pointless war. There are two sides the red side, consisting of all the little red guys, the guys fighting in the canyon, Sarge, Grif, Simmons, Donut, and for a while, Lopez. On the other side, there is Church, Tucker, Caboose, and Tex
Sarge-Vic! I need an air strike and on the double!
Vic-can do sarge, ill have the air team target the blue forces now. ill just fax you the airstrike requisition forms.
sarge-We can't! i used some of the parts from the fax machine to make Simmons 2.0!
Simmons-(internet noises) Woah...must have been something I ate
Grif-Simmons, why is there paper coming out of your ass?
by Mustache Man May 13, 2005
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blue vein society

See also brown bag test
A group of African Americans which limits its membership to "blue veins" or light skinned black people. During the turn of the century there were self-proclaimed Blue Vein Societies in dozens of US cities representing the miniscule Black upper and upper-middle classes. The societies aped partician white "Blue Blood Socieities" (satirzed by Edith Wharton) and their cheif purpose seems to have been to sponsor balls as meeting places for elgible "blue veined" youth.

The African American write Charles W. Chestnutt describes the origin of the term in the quote below when talking about the Cleveland Blue Vein Society.
"Some envious outsider made the suggestion that no one was eligible for membership who was not white enough to show blue veins. The suggestion was readily adopted by those who were not of the favored few, and since that time the society, though possessing a longer and more pretentious name, had been known far and wide as the "Blue Vein Society," and its members as the "Blue Veins." "
-- Charles W. Chesnutt, "The Wife of His Youth", 1898
by Bill Peters August 19, 2006
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Musical Blue Balls

When playing an instrument such as a guitar, and your band plays a song where you will have a killer solo, but the band stops playing right before your solo. You are left helpless with musical blue balls.
Jack's garage band was playing One by Metallica and stopped playing the song right before Jack's big guitar solo; Jack had anticipated his solo so much that when he did not get to play it, he got musical blue balls, or MBB.
by John8 November 22, 2007
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Behind Blue Eyes

1. The action of appearing perfectly normal while, in reality, you are suffering.
2. To hide your anger in your physical appearance.
3. The famous song by The Who, which was then bastardized by Limp Bizkit.
1. She is hiding behind blue eyes, even though we all know she is extremely depressed.
2. She seemed like she was behind blue eyes today, even after Katie hit her with that Biology textbook.
3. Hits like "Behind Blue Eyes" will never exist in today's mainstream, unless they are bastardized by a pop/rock group...such as Limp Bizkit!
by Jerry August 20, 2004
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blue vein throbber

when the dick is at its fullest erection,when the vein in the penis is sticking out due to extreme horneyness.
come here baby, and relieve this big "blue vein throbber".
by randall March 21, 2003
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Blue Screen Of Death

A screen that made you commit suicide thanks smart people at Microsoft. Now made Extinct by Windows XP, but that has its own problems.
A close relative to the BSOD is the General Protection Fault or
Critical Error
Damm those BSOD's.... wTF? i got A GPF already!
by Fury1671 November 8, 2003
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