amish sweatsuit

An Amish sweatsuit is a condom that's been used for six different ladies in one week filled with cum sweat and cheese from down under

It's been awhile since I've had an Amish sweatsuit on

by Peanutbutter boy 69 March 18, 2020

Screenshot Sweats

(skrin ʃɑt swɛts)

When a risky text you've sent gets screenshotted by the recipient.

Symptoms include but are not limited to:

Sweating
An overwhelming sense of regret
Chronic group chat checking
Severe social scrutiny

In severe cases a new identity may be necessary.

Man 1: I've got the screenshot sweats

Man 2: I saw her finsta post! Do you really think that about women and minorities??

Man 1: It was a joke!

by Ribcage_Tickler April 6, 2020

Water Sweater

What you wear after taking a shower or bath also see bath robe

Just got out of the bath and my Water Sweater is soft and warm.

by viHartFan April 24, 2020

Man Sweater

The body hair of a human man that covers the torso so well it’s almost as if they have a sweater made of hair.

“He has a lot of body hair, a full on Man Sweater!”

“I have a Man Sweater underneath my coat!”

by Farting4Days May 6, 2020

Fuzzy Sweater

When a girl stops shaving her pubes.

She asks you if you want to put on a fuzzy sweater.

by fire crotch canon September 21, 2020

Push Sweat

Residual perspiration at the base of the spine usually caused by taking a massive dump. People have been known to “glisten” from large amounts of push sweat.

Sorry I got some residual push sweat

by Uhh...? October 29, 2020

Get sweat

To go exercise

Paul: Hey dude, haven’t seen you at the gym recently where you been?

Brandon: I’ve been slacking man, I need to get sweat.

by Proxtron September 30, 2020