Poopy Mama Bear

Single mom in her 30s that wears glasses and has her hair in a bun. She may have let her herself go but still tries to act sexy to attract a man.

The poopy mama bear was licking a lollipop hoping the guy in the bread aisle would notice.

by DeadGokuJokes November 10, 2018

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Alaskan Bear Hug

The act of, in the middle of a hug, wrapping you and your partner in plastic wrap. There you will be left for a day to shit, piss, jizz, anything you can come up with. When unwrapped, the concoction will be saved in jars to be later used as a butter substitute.

I've been missing for so long because Julia and I have been doing the Alaskan Bear hug.

by TheReplicator March 29, 2022

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print wheel bearing

a common mistake that is autocorrected by your computer when trying to write "front wheel bearings"

it's time consuming packing those print wheel bearings

by JDandGP October 11, 2011

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fluffy bear

This is a flexible word. It can be:

-an adjective; meaning bad, lame, stupid

OR

-a noun; a person or thing resembling undesirable traits

1. Did you just see that new Madonna music video? It was definitely fluffy bear.

2. Mrs. fgtbear gave us 2 more pages of homework? WHAT A DAMN FLUFFY BEAR.

by tehaznpersuazn June 11, 2009

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