fart storm

a situation with a lot of problems or issues occurring at the same time, but none of them are all that serious. A milder version of a shit storm.

"We had a fart storm in the break room when the copier ran out of toner, the fax machine started smoking, and Janet slipped on spilled coffee all at the same time."

by Spartacusss March 2, 2010

Truck fart

A fart is capable to cross all types of roads and barricades to eventually reach its ultimate goal...makes you barf and cry.

That was such a truck fart, man! Even at the other side of the conference room, I saw Grace and Inge heading the WC holding their barf in their mouths.

by Pakiko January 27, 2010

Fart Name

A fart name is an old person name, usually that some kid gets stuck with.

Judith Millie and Dolores Ann are fart names.

Kid: What's your name???
Judith Millie: Judith Millie.
Kid: Judith Millie?!?!?!!!!!! That is such a Fart Name, you sound like you're, idk, 998 years old!!!!!!

by jmplops October 5, 2010

farting cocksman

a cocksman who lets out a rip at the urinal while pissing

think from the movie 'along came polly' the scene where ben stiller and his boss in the movie are in the urinal and he farts while pissing, hence the term farting cocksman

by cesar romero May 20, 2010

Fart Wake

The ripple of stench left by a coworker as they walk down the hall, often on their way from the bathroom but frequently just to spread the incriminating evidence.

Stepping out of my cubicle, I encountered a nasty fart wake left by mike down the hall.

by never7 February 4, 2009

fart centric

1) A smelly person who takes great pleasure and pride in releasing gas with people around him or her, often maliciously.

2) Also the person likes talking about farts and usually starts laughing uncontrollably when farts are brought up in conversation.

3) A 'lactard' who through years of not being able to process dairy properly, has accepted and grown proud of his or her uncontrollable flatulence

"I saw these girls with orange spray on tans at the mall today, I felt obligated to crop dust them. Afterwards I ate some protein bars to supercharge my farts for my next victim, which happened to be my little sister when she came to pick me up from the mall. Muhaha"
"Spencer, you fart centric bastard, I think you have a problem. Maybe you should see a doctor."

by Bigassss June 4, 2013

Mushroom Fart

A fart so concentrated and large in magnitude that it explodes through your pants and Fus-Ro-Dah's any object within 200 feet, leaving a dangerous amount of fart radiation on the area for years which gives people asskemia.

1. Did you hear that Josh let out a Mushroom Fart on his date last night?

2. In 1945, two obese Americans Mushroom Farted in Hiroshima and Nagasaki and gave many Japanese people asskemia.

by Kearemme August 16, 2014