Madison Bolte

A Hard working CNA with a experienced ass wiping ability comparable to no one else. Also her nipples taste like pennies.

"Hi nice to meet you what's your name?"
"Madison Bolte"
"Nice to meet you Maddie"

by JoeTheDestroyerOfWorlds February 12, 2021

ah bölincõ

An intense realisation

Finding a gram you hid months ago - ah bölincõ”

When you feel extremely tired-“ I am bölincõed”

by TenerifeSlag February 18, 2021

Stoney Bologna Post Maloney

To the point of being so stoned, you don't think there is a point much higher you can get. Feeling stoney-bologna as lit as Post Malone is.

Man them dabs made me Stoney Bologna Post Maloney

by !E*RICKY! February 19, 2021

Usain Bolt Challenge

While jerking off in bed, right before the player cums, they will try and run and cum in the toilet

My buddy Mark failed the Usain Bolt challenge and got jizz all over his room

by Ladysman27 February 27, 2021

Autoerotic bolito

What Caine from Kung Fu died of.

Caine started jerking off, then put the bolito around his own neck just before he was about to get off to see if it would be more intense, and ended up losing part of the hand he jerked off with trying to keep the wire from slicing his carotid artery and jugular vein, along with his head eventually, before the bolito stopped. It might have been a different kind of intense experience for him. He was the first person to ever try the autoerotic bolito, and was actually successful in the sense that the bolito did what it was supposed to do.

by Solid Mantis February 27, 2021

Banned Bologna

The genitals of a priest who has vowed a life of celibacy.

Did you hear what father Ben gave Sister Carrol? He gave her the ol’ Banned Bologna last night.

by Jokes n stuff February 28, 2021

ML Bolty

ML Bolty Is The Best Twitch Streamer.

Dude #1: Hey Have You Seen ML Bolty's New Stream?
Dude #2: Heck Yeah! I Loved It!

by just_ivan March 23, 2021