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luke baker 

A snitch, an a-hole, no respect for himself or those around him, pedophile, porn addict, alcoholic, and all around wierdo.
Me: See that guy over there?
Dude: Yeah, he's hanging out with my younger sister!
Me: Yeah, he's a total Luke baker.
luke baker by Dmick1326 July 5, 2016

Newton Beaters 

Breasts that would cause Sir Issac Newton to reconsider his theory of gravity. The kind of tits that inexplicably seem to defy gravity.
Would you look at the Newton beaters on that, Giles. Quite remarkable.
Newton Beaters by dogegg June 23, 2016

Newton Beaters 

Breasts that would cause Sir Issac Newton to reconsider his theory of gravity. The kind of tits that inexplicably seem to defy gravity.
Would you look at the Newton beaters on that, Giles. Quite remarkable.
Newton Beaters by dogegg June 23, 2016

Jacob Beamer

Jacob Beamer is super hot. But dont be tricked, hes a major fuckboy. Jacob Beamers tend to be short but not down there..... if you know what i mean. He will be all innocent then POP out of no where he will ask for nudes! He always hangs out with girls, and hot ones too! ( which im pretty sure he pays them to hang out with him) Dont fall for a Jacob Beamer!
"He is such a fuckboy! He just asked me for nudes!"
"He must be a Jacob Beamer"
Jacob Beamer by kay.kay.kay. May 22, 2016

Oscar Baker 

"Wow! Oscar Baker is such a chode"
Oscar Baker by John Coutis June 21, 2016

Dick beaters 

Go wash your Dick beaters before you eat.
Dick beaters by Wvjeff September 7, 2016