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Get the Deja poo mug.The strategic act of retreating to the bathroom and sitting on the toilet, not out of physiological necessity, but to create a physical and social barrier against needy family members, partners, or pets. It is a desperate survival tactic used to secure a brief window of silence, scroll through a phone, or simply stare at a wall without being asked for a snack, a toy, or "where the remote is".
I could see the chaos brewing in the living room between the toddler’s meltdown and the dog’s incessant whining, so I told everyone I had a 'stomach bug' and went for a twenty-minute faux poo just to hear my own thoughts.
by Schmoople_1998 March 30, 2026
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(noun / adjective / term of endearment)
A playful, slightly ridiculous way to describe someone or something that is ridiculously cute, adorable, or charming — usually said in a teasing, affectionate, or flirty way. Often used for babies, pets, crushes, or objects that are way too cute for their own good.
Used when:
You see a puppy wearing a tiny sweater.
Your friend does something awkwardly adorable.
Someone sends a text that makes your heart melt.
Synonyms / related terms: adorable, precious, squishy, cutesy, smol bean
(noun / adjective / term of endearment)
A playful, slightly ridiculous way to describe someone or something that is ridiculously cute, adorable, or charming — usually said in a teasing, affectionate, or flirty way. Often used for babies, pets, crushes, or objects that are way too cute for their own good.
Used when:
You see a puppy wearing a tiny sweater.
Your friend does something awkwardly adorable.
Someone sends a text that makes your heart melt.
Synonyms / related terms: adorable, precious, squishy, cutesy, smol bean
Examples:**
Friend: “Look at this baby goat!”
You: “OMG, cutsie poo!”
Partner: “I baked cookies just for you.”
You: “Aww, you’re such a cutsie poo.”
Friend sends a selfie with puppy ears filter: “Cutsie poo alert!”
Friend: “Look at this baby goat!”
You: “OMG, cutsie poo!”
Partner: “I baked cookies just for you.”
You: “Aww, you’re such a cutsie poo.”
Friend sends a selfie with puppy ears filter: “Cutsie poo alert!”
by Thejocdoc November 11, 2025
Get the Cutsie Poo mug.Sulking on the toilet for way too long at Perth international airport because you’re salty about not being allowed into the business lounge 5 hours before your flight.
Doctor had a 90‑minute sulk in the airport toilet, doing a full “pout poo,” because they refused to let him into the business‑class lounge five hours before his flight – the ultimate first‑world tantrum.
by Fester1 November 26, 2025
Get the Pout Poo mug.The act of defecating on the toilet, then proceeding to stand up face the toilet, aim your member towards your black steamy melted shit and tug your member in a back in forth motion till your getting ready to ejaculate on said faeces. Then proceeding to eat it!
by KrispyCum November 28, 2025
Get the Cum-Poo Panda mug.A turd you pinch off that quickly slides into a toilet's trapway (the hole at the bottom) and almost disappears, but a little bit is still peeking out. It kinda looks like an eel in its hole waiting for a fish.
I pinched a nice one off and thought it was gone down the trap :( but I could still see a little bit of it; it was a peeker poo. Made me smile. :)
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