fuck up

1. To make a mistake; bungle something.
2. To act carelessly, foolishly, or incorrectly.
3. To cause to be intoxicated.

Fucked up fucker.

by Sam429 March 12, 2004

fucking right

having something good happen

you just won a million dollars

fucking right

by Jonathan Dudley August 13, 2006

fuck monkey

A girl who looks like she'll fulfill every sordid whim.
Used as a very simple scale:
Fuck Monkey or Sex Pixie.
Fuck Monkey: Usually in their late teens or early twenties, F.A.B. (firm and bendy).
Sex Pixie: As above, but not as obvious in their intent.

Oi! lads check out the fuck monkey at the bar. I bet she'll go around the world.

by Dom Drums April 19, 2006

titty-fuck

Verb. A form of sexual intercourse in which the male partner inserts his penis between the (frequently lubed or oiled) breasts of the female partner and has 'sex' with them by squeezing them together to simulate vaginal or anal penetration, frequently resulting in a pearl necklace.

Jen let me titty-fuck her last night.

by Ucrylic May 20, 2010

fuck ache

When you have fucked so much and hard your dick is sore for a while

Man, we fucked all night long and I gave myself a fuck ache

by darkmage August 18, 2004

Bottle Fucking

1. Inserting bottle into ass or pussy.
2. Inserting dick into bottle.

Did you see that bottle fucking video? 3.ly/MathAnLectures

by Bottle Fucker January 7, 2011

a good fuck

A girl who doesn't just lie there like a sack of potatoes expecting you to do everything and who doesn't nearly rip the end of your dick off when she gives you a hand job

Wow my dick's still intact and I actually had a good time, she was a good fuck

by Bob December 11, 2003