Definitions by Ucrylic

Myffic

Adjective. Of fiction and narrative, a story / character / etc with pretensions towards being epic, mythical and majestic but which falls short, usually ending up being pretentious, cluttered, noisy and / or bombastic instead.

Corruption of the adjective 'mythic', based on how it might be pronounced in certain accents and regional dialects (esp. South / Estuary regions of London).

Last night's episode of Doctor Who was trying so hard to be epic, but it just ended up being myffic instead.

Myffic by Ucrylic June 12, 2010

Amateur porn

Pornography in which the participants are amateur performers as opposed to professionals. Often takes the form of a home movie. Owing to the low-budget nature, often filmed static-shot or P.O.V style. A celebrity who indulges in this may see it released as a sex tape.

I was so bored last night I spent five hours watching amateur porn on YouPorn.

Amateur porn by Ucrylic May 22, 2010

Sex tape 

Footage of a celebrity / celebrities who are otherwise not known as pornographic performers engaging in sexual acts. Often takes the form of an amateur porn home movie. May be used as a form of publicity by particularly cynical / fame-seeking individuals.

Did you guys catch the Paris Hilton sex tape?

Sex tape by Ucrylic May 22, 2010

Fakes 

Breast implants. Shortening of 'fake breasts' / 'fake tits', etc.

Did you catch a glimpse of Melanie's new breasts? Who does she think she's kidding with those fakes?

Fakes by Ucrylic May 22, 2010

Skank wear 

Highly revealing female clothing, often involving clingy fabrics such as leather, denim and lycra, used to reveal / emphasise as much of the body as possible. Usually, particular emphasis is placed on cleavage, the lower torso (exposed belly buttons are common), buttocks and legs. Frequently combined with fuck me pumps. Owing to it's frequent appearance in adult entertainment (strippers, pornstars, prostitition etc) as a form of tantalisation, frequently leaves the wearer open to the accusation of promiscuity and being a whore, slut and / or skank.

I see Kelly's rocking the skank wear tonight. No doubt she'll be sucking some stranger off before too long.

Skank wear by Ucrylic May 22, 2010

titty-fuck 

Verb. A form of sexual intercourse in which the male partner inserts his penis between the (frequently lubed or oiled) breasts of the female partner and has 'sex' with them by squeezing them together to simulate vaginal or anal penetration, frequently resulting in a pearl necklace.

Jen let me titty-fuck her last night.

titty-fuck by Ucrylic May 20, 2010

Pearl necklace 

A sexual act in which the male partner ejaculates over the face, chin, neck, shoulders and / or breasts of the female partner at climax. Frequently the result of a blow job or a titty-fuck. Named for the piece of jewelry and the similarity between it and the position / appearance of semen following ejaculation on these areas.

I gave Jen a pearl necklace last night.

Pearl necklace by Ucrylic May 20, 2010