A mom who never takes care of her kid. Yet, she puts her step-son, and husband on a pedestal. She would pay thousands of dollars for her step-son to please her husband, but her real daughter to her is just a bitch ass piece of trash that doesn't matter. Don't fucking consider this kind of mom a mom.
Person 1: _____ is a fucking fake ass mom. I heard she spend 2000 dollars on her step-son, for school clothes, and didn't get her daughter anything for school.
Person 2: What a bitch!
Person 2: What a bitch!
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Get the ur mom gay mug.A girl, usually known as the school whore, that’s “friends” (actually tries to bang) with the whole team. She thinks she’s cool and tries way too hard to fit in with all the athletes, but only has a friendship (that won’t last) with one other wannabe whore. Probably the fakest and sluttiest girl you know and will have a high possibility of being fat.
Patrick: Maddie got pregnant with a benchwarmer.
Matt: Maybe the dad is a starter, you’ll never know with a Team Mom.
Matt: Maybe the dad is a starter, you’ll never know with a Team Mom.
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Applied to the concept that a mother and her care pretty much defines a person, by making a feeble insult attempting to slander the mother and therefore indirectly slander the person one is talking to.
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