Fuck-it List 

A list of sexual acts in which one wishes to take part before death.

"I've never sealed the deal with a virgin before, I'm putting it on the Fuck-it List."

Fuck-it List by 13bitters July 9, 2016

Fuck n flee 

"When you have sex with someone and sneak out of their place before they wake up." - Jennifer

"Woke up this morning to give Jordan a kiss after a memorable one night stand. Realized they pulled a fuck n flee when my place was empty except for me and my cats. No phone number. No dignity. No goodbye. "

Fuck n flee by TrueStories4689 November 20, 2016

fuck stic 

A skinny women that likes to have sex

I heard about that Fuck stick that she is great in bed and will do anything

fuck stic by Blackbird1123 November 30, 2016

Fuck my ass and call me Betty 

A saying you say when someone tell you you did something wrong

Mark: you left the stove on

Jack: well fuck my ass and call me Betty

Fuck my ass and call me Betty by Chayzer December 10, 2016

fuck penis 

Arousal of the penis which gets long and hard, that is ready to fuck.

Jerry, I got a fuck penis right now.

fuck penis by kfmri January 13, 2017

fuck sandwich 

A three-way act of sex. It involves three people, generally involving at least two men, but can be modified so one man, or even no men need to be involved. The act takes place where one person in the middle is performing a sex act (generally) involving the two sexual areas around the hips, the genitalia and the anus. Another person attends to the anus, while the other attends to their genitalia, adding up to three total. The positioning of the trio is the origin of why this act is referred to as a "sandwich".

The main types of sexual acts that usually exist in a fuck sandwich are normally penis in anus, and penis in vagina. This is why the genders of the middle or front of the sandwich can be male or female, depending.

However, variations exist on this to allow the mouth to partake, now allowing mouth to anus, mouth to vagina, and mouth to penis. This allows a bit more flexibility in the genders of those partaking. When any of these acts are substituted in for any reason, this is referred to as a sloppy fuck sandwich, due to the positioning resulting in the trio looking less like a sandwich.

Another solution to substituting in genders is to allow one or more women to wear a strap-on during the act, or the use of a double-sided dildo, or a combination of the two. This is referred to as a plastic fuck sandwich.

Other "recipes" are allowed in this act, so long it follows the basic structure of sex acts occurring in a line similar to a sandwich.

Darren's heart was racing. In front of him was Mike, whom he was about to thrust his dick into. Behind him was Fred, who was about to fuck him from behind. He was ready to partake in this fuck sandwich.

Even though Tina only had a guy and a girl to do it with her, they could still partake in a sloppy fuck sandwich. Tina would let Eric take her from behind, while Stacy would eat out her pussy.

Three girls? Still perfect for a plastic fuck sandwich! Penny would take on a double-sided dildo with Nancy, while Wendy would eat out Penny's ass. Time for a fun night!

fuck sandwich by 9kirby99 March 16, 2017

fuck the fuck (ftf) 

a variation of what the fuck or wtf, fuck the fuck is a term to be used in circumstances when wtf does not express well enough how pissed off you really are. this is tactfully done by replacing the word what with fuck, and therefore changing the expression from a question to a statement. by using the word fuck at the beginning of any expression, you are thereby implying that everything and everyone mentioned thereafter, is fucked. fuck the fuck covers all bases and clearly suggests that everyone, everything, and the whole situation is fucked.

me at Burger King: could I get a bunch of ketchup with that?
Burger King employee: we're out of ketchup until Tuesday
me: fuck the fuck (ftf)

fuck the fuck (ftf) by J I M M Y M. May 28, 2017