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Chocolate Eraser

When you force constipation/impaction of your partner via buttplug and cheese based diet, then you engage in anal intercourse with them and, upon pulling out, shoot the pencil eraser shaped pellet of fecal matter out of the tip of your urethra and into their face with the force of your ejaculation.
I gave Mrs. Butay a Chocolate Eraser after school yesterday for extra credit.
by VitalSighs January 20, 2019
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Chocolate Fountain

When you take a shit, but you use half of the toilet paper when wiping.
I had some Taco Bell last night and my chocolate fountain is still going strong
by popcornchickenboi February 6, 2019
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Sexual Chocolate

When something is really good or a task goes very well. As chocolate and sex are also good together.
Bloke 1: Mate, that gearbox went in sweet.
Bloke 2: Yea mate, like sexual chocolate.
by Here's Brucey February 10, 2019
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Chocolate Paddlepop

When put your hand down your pants and starch around and inside your asshole so you can pull it out, to have a sniff and lick of your left overs down there.
My ass crack was real sweaty so I had a chocolate paddlepop to make sure it was okay down there.
by Herpetology February 10, 2019
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Chocolate

Poop that has been recycled throughout the water cycle.
My chocolate is tasting gross in my mouth dudes! The water cycle must have hurt it.
by Sarah Cool Girl February 17, 2019
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Chocolate box review

A review for service that's really advertising copy, paid for by the provider in time, money or extras. Usually slick and well written (like the descriptions of the contents of boxes of chocolate). Never mentions anything negative or the actual details of the service, like the price paid (if any) or the true relationship between reviewer and provider (may even be the same person).
Bill: Wow, sweet review of Sienna by TimTam.
Ted: Fool! It's a chocolate box review.

Nell: Love that review of you by SuckerBoy
Crystal: I know. I wrote it myself!
Nell: ? A chocolate box review?
Crystal: Yeah, baby. They so stupid.
by Anonymous Bosch II September 21, 2018
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Iced Hot Chocolate

A drink that contains hot chocolate and a bit of ice
Employee: Hello welcome to Starbucks what would you like to get
Abo: iced hot chocolate please
by NewYearNewMe69 September 22, 2018
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