v. To be raped by rogers cellular billing when a Canadian is travelling abroad (to the USA for example), and makes or receives mobile phone calls.
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Thank you for your email. As I am currently out of the country, I will have limited access to voicemail, phone, and email.
I will get Rogers Raped if I accept or make calls from my mobile phone, I will call you back from my mobile phone only if the matter is of urgent nature and you have text messaged me.
I will advise you at that time how great my backdoor feels with a splintery rogers broomstick in it, and to make it quick since Rogers Billing is currently raping me.
I will return all calls and emails not of urgent nature upon my return, in between therapy sessions for my Rogers Raping that took place while away.
Sincerely,
Veener Goesintighten
Thank you for your email. As I am currently out of the country, I will have limited access to voicemail, phone, and email.
I will get Rogers Raped if I accept or make calls from my mobile phone, I will call you back from my mobile phone only if the matter is of urgent nature and you have text messaged me.
I will advise you at that time how great my backdoor feels with a splintery rogers broomstick in it, and to make it quick since Rogers Billing is currently raping me.
I will return all calls and emails not of urgent nature upon my return, in between therapy sessions for my Rogers Raping that took place while away.
Sincerely,
Veener Goesintighten
by Hulkman Really-Mad May 28, 2011
Women should be aware of sexually predatory behaviors, and they should learn how to rape escape and call the police when it happens.
by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019
I just chip raped my friend, she looked like she was wanking when she was trying to get the chips out.
Lets chip rape her, she has heaps of cleavage so it shud be easy
Lets chip rape her, she has heaps of cleavage so it shud be easy
by Spazninja July 04, 2011
1. Getting raped or mullested by Moses or Moses believer.
2. Trying to convert someone to the new religion called MOSES4LIFE
2. Trying to convert someone to the new religion called MOSES4LIFE
by faieia September 17, 2008
When you can't take off the additional charges you have for items on your online purchase that you never selected.
Ben "I just booked my flight online and I was charged for things I didn't want like insurance, seat selection and a meal. I called them and told them No No No I don't want insurance but they said it's non-refundable"
Simon "You are a victim of e-commerce rape"
Simon "You are a victim of e-commerce rape"
by Benji12369 April 11, 2019
le•git•i•mate rape li-jit-uh-mit reyp
1. the unlawful compelling of a person through physical force or duress to have sexual intercourse.
Synonym: Rape-rape
1. the unlawful compelling of a person through physical force or duress to have sexual intercourse.
Synonym: Rape-rape
by dictum August 22, 2012
by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 23, 2023