piss

When a baby gets hit by a car.

Nurse 1: Damn, this is the 5th piss this week!

Nurse 2: and it’s only monday!

by Pissface6969 May 13, 2020

Piss Humping

When you need to piss really badly you start moving your legs and it looks like you are rapidly humping the air.

Person 1: You ok there mate?
Person 2: No I'm bursting for a piss.
Person 1: Stop Piss Humping. You're humiliating.

by StephenHawking'sSearchHistory May 23, 2020

Piss Boy

a person who is annoying and or rude

damn, that dude is a piss boy

by RussulaTheMushroom May 30, 2020

Pissing the cream

When your busy

Yo g I'm pissing the cream sorry

by Rtfit7f July 10, 2020

piss of ass

The action of excreting straight liquid shit after a bad burrito from Taco Bell.

“How you feelin”
“Piss of ass terrible go look in the toilet”

by wilsoncooperakarickytrevor July 12, 2020

Poo piss

When you pee out of your asshole. What did you expect?

I accidentally poo pissed at my cousins house.

by kittexye July 14, 2020

Piss pie

Lacking in worth, effectiveness, ability, taste. As in, a piss pie would not satisfy your hunger or render any amount of enjoyment or quality.

"Nah, mate, Man U are piss pie; they'll do nowt this season!"

" Lad, what ARE You wearing? Those trainers are piss pie! Did you buy them off the market??".

"Seriously, Boris Johnson is piss pie! He's made a right mess of this coronavirus situation... the sooner he goes, the better!"

by Austin Tayshus July 15, 2020