Bag Lady

A woman who lives on the streets and never washes.Also is well known for keeping all her belongings in lots of bags

"let the pitbull off the lead so he can maul that bag lady"

by shearer June 18, 2003

Douche-Bag

A person who continuously argues with everyone around him, regardless of the validity of his opinions, simply for the sake of being difficult to deal with.

Man, every time I would say something, Jay Wix would argue with me, even though he was always wrong. What a total douche-bag.

by jayisachild August 30, 2010

Blow Bag

An individual who is always clueless.

Ricky is on third base. The ball has been hit. Ricky staring off into space doesn't realize and the team yells run home. He looks around and starts running to his house. Craig looks at Ryan and says, "He is such a Blow Bag."

by Ricky CJRC August 25, 2010

Ho-bag

A bag used to carry hos
or
an undesireable pile of shit

I'm gonna take this bitch back to my place in this handy ho-bag
Look at that huge ho-bag, taking in all the cock he can unroll

by J-DOPE January 15, 2003

Bag of Lego

Bag of lego is a term used to describe a human female, one that is so gorgeous you would fuck her until her pelvis shattered, giving her vagina the feel of a bag of lego. Or, someone who has been fucked so many times that their vagina gets this texture anyway.

Shit, that chick from last night was such a bag of lego, and not in a good way.

by Gyonxo April 19, 2009

Man Bag

A stylish small pouch with one strap, or a larger messenger bag, simply carried by men. The men who wear these aren't all necessarily gay, just metrosexual, or just have a good sense of style. Just because a man dresses decently doesn't mean he's a homosexual.

Girl 1: Look at that Man Bag, ugh he's so gay.

Girl 2: John isn't gay actually, he just dresses decently. You should get some fashion advice from him yourself, your shoes are stupid.

by !Olivia! October 4, 2008

bag pipes

An Spanish instrument of torture which caught on in Scotland. The torturer dresses up in a ceremonial skirt and a puts on the hat made out of womens beaver hairs.
Then a small kitten is inserted into a tartan coloured bag and squeezed to death while the torturer blows air into the bag so we hear the amplified screams of the kitten

Gordon, will ya load up the bag pipes with 4 or 5 kittens and I'll show ye a new party trick - I made up a tune called "Amazing Grace"

by dick the perv January 31, 2008