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Thomas the Tanker 

Rhyming slang for wanker. Used as an insult.
That guy over there is a right Thomas.
Thomas the Tanker by Pete October 18, 2004

On the trail of the ever illusive M.Renard 

v. to be out getting drunk on gin. In order to catch the crafty fox from French folklore one must visit drinking holes and order large gins as this is most likely where the gentlemanly vulpine will be found. Of course he is a devious creature and extremely difficult to find so many establishments will have to checked and lots of gin will have to be ordered. The meaning is similar to chasing the dragon. (There is always a risk that while you are rolling around on the floor of some dive enveloped in Mother's Ruin that Monsieur Renard will be at your house seducing your wife) This course of action is highly inadvisable.
"I have a day off tomorrow, it should give me an excellent chance to get on the trail of the ever illusive M.Renard"

beef the taco 

fucking, humping, gettin some, have in sex
sean went to his girlfriends house to beef the taco
beef the taco by Goofy Kevin November 8, 2008

in the tower 

1. When someone goes on a shooting spree, such as Columbine or Virginia Tech.

Coined when in 1966 when the University of Texas tower sniper shooting happened, one of the first and deadliest mass shootings, which the shooter went "in (top of the) the tower" and shot random people on the ground.

2. When someone loses their head and does something crazy and/or that they regret, violent or non-violent.

Someone in the tower may hurt themselves and/or others.
1. The Columbine shooters were in the tower when the massacre happened.

2. -"I just blew $10000 in Vegas"
-"You were in the tower, time to get out"

Jocks who bully students are in the tower.

Someone who makes up a cover story to get his/her own way is in the tower.

If you're lonely and depressed, you might be in the tower.

A self-mutilator is in the tower.

A heroin addict is in the tower.

Abusive parents are in the tower.

Dubya is in the tower.

War veterans who turn to drinking after returning to the US are in the tower.

People who drive without a license or insurance are in the tower.

One who cheats on income tax is in the tower.

Criminals and gangbangers are in the tower.

Wildfire victims are in the tower.

Stress at work can cause somoene to temporarily be in the tower.

Stiffler's in the tower, especially when he fucks the grandma.

Maybe we're all in the tower at some points in our lives.
in the tower by ticket tower July 7, 2007

Pitching The Tent 

the act of hammering a large metal rod into ones anus.
Honey, you have been ignoring me lately. so tonight i am Pitching The Tent.

Skiing in the Taj Mahal 

When a women ejaculates, penetrates, and fellates, and provides hang jobs to four guys performing one of the aforementioned sexual maneuvers. Visually, there are four minarets and one palace.
"Till, 3 other guys, and one slut totally when skiing in the taj mahal last night! Is that sexy!"