weak as piss

Dean Baade

Dean bad boy Baade is weak as piss

by Feralberyl June 5, 2017

Piss kink

When you're trying to jack off and accidently tangle your tubes in your dick and therefore are stuck with a piss kink.

Guy 1: I've been jacking my meat for an hour wheres the cum?
Guy 2: Oh I think you have a piss kink. You've been touching your dick for too long.
Guy 1: Well shit.

by bigbottledman January 21, 2022

door piss

when door shat wasn't quite enough revenge i took the liberty of starting a second part to door shat door piss

i thought jen could use an extra shower

by lostsoul11 February 4, 2004

Piss pie

Lacking in worth, effectiveness, ability, taste. As in, a piss pie would not satisfy your hunger or render any amount of enjoyment or quality.

"Nah, mate, Man U are piss pie; they'll do nowt this season!"

" Lad, what ARE You wearing? Those trainers are piss pie! Did you buy them off the market??".

"Seriously, Boris Johnson is piss pie! He's made a right mess of this coronavirus situation... the sooner he goes, the better!"

by Austin Tayshus July 15, 2020

Piss Fork

When you pee, but there’s still cum in your urethra, so the piss splits into 6 streams

“Jimmy, why are your pants wet?”
“My dick did a piss fork.”

by d0gl0g November 23, 2019

piss stamp

When you are getting out of the shower and your husband gets in the shower after having a piss and he stamps his piss tail on your freshly washed leg!

"Steven, I've just got out of the shower and you've just piss stamped me with your piss covered tail!!

by Pinky Woo March 29, 2017

pissing myself

pissing myself is another slang for making lemonade, sometimes u can add diffrent colors to make it red 🤷🏽

"im pissing myself, want some?"
"yes! ill take it will ice too"

by dprtae1 May 20, 2022