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Italian man

A man... from Italy.
P1: Look, it's the Italian man again. He must really like pasta.
P2: Last week he drove here and I s2g the road had skid marks on it.
by sighkick June 28, 2018
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Gay Man

gay man is a man that dates only men and is a man. So k1-b0 from dang it grandpa is actually a gay man and canonically is dating rancado amommi, Kaito mommyota, shoeitchy cryhara and kork
I am a gay man, i have kissed loads of men and I get loads of bitches.
by Klee The bitch July 1, 2022
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man crush

Man crush is a very strong feeling that one straight man has for another, bordering on the romantic but not the sexual. It's love allright but not the love that makes you want to get into his pants. It can be stronger than the love between a man and a woman.
Man crush is like the relationship between Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson in Wedding Crashers.
by arth September 21, 2005
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Man Clarinet

The Bass Clarinet and anything lower (and, arguably, the Alto Clarinet as well).

Like the clarinet, only manlier. This is due to its increased size, deep tone, and being roughly shaped like a battleaxe.

Tonally similar the soprano (standard) clarinet, but better. Looks like a saxophone but is not, as any bass (man) clarinetist will tell you.

As the name implies, mostly (but not exclusively) played by men. Men generally play the man clarinet because it is infinitely superior to the soprano clarinet and the normal clarinet section is typically filled with women.
I played the clarinet in middle school but I now play the man clarinet.

The man clarinets sit with the bassoons and typically get shitty parts. This is a travesty.

The man clarinetists laughed at the boys who played regular clarinets.
by superbran December 27, 2010
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The Blumpkin Man

The epitamy of greatness. Has an amazing theme song. The one who gets 4 Blumpkins. He shall always be remembered as this name.
Person 1: Hey dude, did you hear that guy got a Blumpkin?
Person 2: No fucking way!! What a studd!!
Person 1: I know right !! He got like 4 of them!!
Person 2: Dude that guy is The Blumpkin Man!!!
by Idk what this is June 10, 2011
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Man Clap

When two men hug one another and don't want to seem "gay" or "homo", they smack or clap each other on the back a couple of times to seem manly. It is manly because men hit, and if they are hugging, at least they are still hitting each other and being men.

Different from "bro hug", in that the bro hug originates from a handshake, whereas the man clap comes from a simple embrace.
I gave my buddy a Man Clap when he flew in from Florida, because I didn't want people thinking we were gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
by don_corleone321 June 12, 2011
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man curtain

A man curtain is a cape. Such as worn by super heroes and weirdos pretending to be super heroes
"Batman;s man curtain billowed in the wind as he perched atop a tall building in Gotham City."
by J Zee May 5, 2009
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