big ass eyespot mouthbrooder 

It means you're probably on acid so please drink some water, turn of the lights, put on some led zeppelin and lay down.

I am, you are, we are big ass eyespot mouthbrooder

big ass eyespot mouthbrooder by Fantasia Malaysia June 9, 2014

dotting the eyes 

The act of ejaculating, most likely a facial ejaculation, then tapping your sex partner's eyes with a semen covered penis head.

"Wait a second, don't clean up yet, I'm not done dotting the eyes."

dotting the eyes by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014

Peter Griffin Eyes 

When you slightly squint your eyes at somebody because you know they're lying.

When my boyfriend said he just woke up, but I seen that he was on Facebook 23 minutes ago...I gave him the Peter Griffin Eyes.

Peter Griffin Eyes by Vagabond Child #Vibe July 25, 2014

cum in my eye 

An exclamatory remark used to express anger or annoyance

You're actually telling me that my mum featured in 'Two Girls, One Pilchard'? Oh, cum in my eye.

cum in my eye by cuminmyfriedpilchard inc. June 23, 2016

AAAAH MY EYES!! IT BUURNS!!

Obese mid-thirties male with a Michael Cera type stache, man bag and a striped fedora.

Do NOT look across the street Michael, we got a AAAAH MY EYES!! IT BUURNS!!

AAAAH MY EYES!! IT BUURNS!! by Australium Gold June 8, 2016

Josh Wade Eye 

When You Have A Wok Eye.

'Oh bro look at that kid over there he's got josh wade eye!'

Josh Wade Eye by josh wadeeye October 7, 2016

greg brady eyebrows 

eyebrows that are REALLY CLOSE to being a unibrow, but aren't quite there. they have to be really bushy, but not yet touching. you would have to be very attractive to pull these eyebrows off

"wow did you see joes eyebrows this morning?"
"no what happened to them?"

"they went all Greg Brady eyebrows on him, it's almost just one eyebrow!"

greg brady eyebrows by John dinglebopper January 8, 2017