Bag of lego is a term used to describe a human female, one that is so gorgeous you would fuck her until her pelvis shattered, giving her vagina the feel of a bag of lego. Or, someone who has been fucked so many times that their vagina gets this texture anyway.
by Gyonxo April 19, 2009
Get the Bag of Legomug. I'm gonna take this bitch back to my place in this handy ho-bag
Look at that huge ho-bag, taking in all the cock he can unroll
Look at that huge ho-bag, taking in all the cock he can unroll
by J-DOPE January 15, 2003
Get the Ho-bagmug. A stylish small pouch with one strap, or a larger messenger bag, simply carried by men. The men who wear these aren't all necessarily gay, just metrosexual, or just have a good sense of style. Just because a man dresses decently doesn't mean he's a homosexual.
Girl 1: Look at that Man Bag, ugh he's so gay.
Girl 2: John isn't gay actually, he just dresses decently. You should get some fashion advice from him yourself, your shoes are stupid.
Girl 2: John isn't gay actually, he just dresses decently. You should get some fashion advice from him yourself, your shoes are stupid.
by !Olivia! October 4, 2008
Get the Man Bagmug. The first act of brown bagging involves your partner to have coarse diaheria on the bed. Once the deed is complete you will dip you genitals into the pile of feces. After you have completed the smearing of shit on your ball bag, you proceed to tea bag her. Now that shes full of shit, you turn her face down and smear her face on the shitty bed sheets.
by ifucksluts March 30, 2008
Get the brown baggedmug. An Spanish instrument of torture which caught on in Scotland. The torturer dresses up in a ceremonial skirt and a puts on the hat made out of womens beaver hairs.
Then a small kitten is inserted into a tartan coloured bag and squeezed to death while the torturer blows air into the bag so we hear the amplified screams of the kitten
Then a small kitten is inserted into a tartan coloured bag and squeezed to death while the torturer blows air into the bag so we hear the amplified screams of the kitten
Gordon, will ya load up the bag pipes with 4 or 5 kittens and I'll show ye a new party trick - I made up a tune called "Amazing Grace"
by dick the perv January 31, 2008
Get the bag pipesmug. 
A tennis player who is losing at first, but then catches up and ties, often angering the player who was once in the lead.
by conman69 June 10, 2008
Get the deuce bagmug.