Bearded Bakery 

Slang term for a full pubis of hair around the vagina, and a play on the "bun in the oven" euphemism for pregnancy.

Janette is hairy down there and pregnant. She has a bearded bakery.

Bearded Bakery by nopenowaynohownever March 13, 2014

Dumpster Beaver 

A trashy, sexually active female. Usually accompanied by grooming issues, offensive smells, drugs, or sexually transmitted diseases.

Similar to a cum dumpster.

"Don't put your junk in a dumpster beaver."

Dumpster Beaver by Dr. McNasty MD May 3, 2014

Iron Beaver 

The vagina of a girl who does kegels so much she has a muscular pussy.

Last night I heard Brooke Hogan slapping her iron beaver.

Iron Beaver by dirtybitannefrank November 12, 2014

Baked Baker's Dozen 

13 grams of weed.

"Hey man, you have any weed?"
"Yeah, I got a baked baker's dozen yesterday."

Baked Baker's Dozen by BuffaloZeus February 9, 2015

under beaver 

A slip of a woman's vagina beneath a dress or skirt that is seen or photographed by another person accidentally, casually, deviously and/or sexually.

Guy 1: "Sweet under beaver shot brah, you can totally see her lips and everything!"

under beaver by Furrlurp July 2, 2015

Whatsapp Beaver 

A girl/boy that makes their day better then it has to be.
Sometimes this includes jumping into pools filled with donuts, or testical eating. In rare cases some WhatsApp beavers can text until the veins and blood from under ther nails pop out and stain white colored carpet. Use windex to clean the stain. Some beavers will eat their hair, but use spicey ranch bbq sauce with basil. This calls them while the forth through their yodunfrusy's.

Stop it mackenzie your starting to eat pigs ear like a "WhatsApp beaver."
It's ok veronica I like chocolate nostrils, but only on cold days.

Whatsapp Beaver by The One Who Writes Them Again July 14, 2015

kale baker bitch

an alternative name for One Direction's Harry Styles due to his love of kale and his past profession as a baker

"of course that Kale Baker Bitch tripped over his gold shoes again"

kale baker bitch by ohnoniall December 1, 2015