the feeling of a chaffed ass crack after you've been waiting tables or walking around all day. Commonly prevented by the safety wipe, which means wiping all the residual sweat moisture from your ass crack, before it turns into full blown wack crack.
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The morning wack is a routine masturbation session that takes place every day, either before or during the morning shit or while taking a shower before work.
The morning wack may or may not be a direct result of having a morning wood, but certainly encourages the routine aspects of this session. Of course the morning wack is just one of many sessions that will take place throughout the day
The morning wack may or may not be a direct result of having a morning wood, but certainly encourages the routine aspects of this session. Of course the morning wack is just one of many sessions that will take place throughout the day
Sun shines through the window in the morning, slowly waking up John
John: Ahhh, what a beautiful day. Oh shit! What time is it?
Looks over at the alarm clock
John: Fuck! It's already 7:30 and work starts at 8. I'm not going to have time for my morning wack! Oh wait a minute...today is Saturday. Ahhh, great. Now I'll have plenty of time to look at Girls Do Porn dot com.
John: Ahhh, what a beautiful day. Oh shit! What time is it?
Looks over at the alarm clock
John: Fuck! It's already 7:30 and work starts at 8. I'm not going to have time for my morning wack! Oh wait a minute...today is Saturday. Ahhh, great. Now I'll have plenty of time to look at Girls Do Porn dot com.
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1. An adjective used to describe something so ridiculously blown out of porportion that it surpasses the capability of one indivdual to think logically to describe what they just exprienced.
2. Absolutely psychotic and deranged.
1. An adjective used to describe something so ridiculously blown out of porportion that it surpasses the capability of one indivdual to think logically to describe what they just exprienced.
2. Absolutely psychotic and deranged.
1.
Billy: Yo, Alex go pick me up some choclate biscuttes and biches for my dorm room!
Alex: What the F*!? its 3am what kind of wackadocious S* are you doing?
2.
Jason: yo, did you hear about the Hofstra rapist? I heard he cuts you head off and chops you up into little pieces and freezes you in an Ice cube tray for his infamous frozen meat-pops
Alex: Ugggh What kind of Wackadocious individual does that....well thats one way get rid of hofstra girls.. Oh hey domer !
Billy: Yo, Alex go pick me up some choclate biscuttes and biches for my dorm room!
Alex: What the F*!? its 3am what kind of wackadocious S* are you doing?
2.
Jason: yo, did you hear about the Hofstra rapist? I heard he cuts you head off and chops you up into little pieces and freezes you in an Ice cube tray for his infamous frozen meat-pops
Alex: Ugggh What kind of Wackadocious individual does that....well thats one way get rid of hofstra girls.. Oh hey domer !
by Goose0703 March 27, 2007
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