weeny peeny

Small cock

I know he works out but I bet he's got a weeny peeny

by mhatt February 4, 2009

Process Weenie

Process Weenie (n): Someone whose sole reason for existence is to insist that the “process be followed”, often at the detriment to a reasonable, and timely outcome, and in direct defiance of common sense and logic.

The process weenie is blocking us from getting the project done on time.

by hightidetech March 4, 2009

weenus-pimp

one who has a fetish with touching others elbow skin, but won't let others touch their elbow skin(weenus).

Jill went around grabbing everybody's weeni, but when they tried to grab her weenus she'd say "NO!, i'm a weenus-pimp and no one can touch my weenus but me."

by Jessica James July 4, 2006

weener

George W. Bush

Look at that weener trying to win the war.

by nowayride August 28, 2002

Weened

When an individual sqeezes through a tight space only to rub their weiner across another persons back.

I was sitting in my chair and my boss sqeezed by and weened me from shoulder to shoulder.

by Tuggles El Beaver March 18, 2009

weener beetles

a terminology used to describe something that is a great pain in the ass

Man...your garbage bag broke all over the floor....Thats fuckin weener beetles!!!!!

by JEN THE BARBACK January 3, 2009

Weencicle

Someone who acts, smells, looks, and tastes like a frozen penis. Often used in reference to undersexed teenagers that spawn camp your live streams.

Laura Kate: This guy has 69 in his username, what a weencicle!

Brandon: He's probably banged sixty nine chicks, what a legend!

by Bursting Gall March 8, 2021