Weed

Vine says it all.

Chris! Is that a weed?
No, this is a cray-
I'm calling the police!
911 what's your emergency?
*X-Files music*

by Antisepticeye May 7, 2018

Weed

weed is one of the most beautiful things ever. It helps you sleep makes you happy cures your anxiety and just helps you in general. And that is weed

Kid 1: Hey wanna smoke some weed?
Kid 2: No! It’ll kill you!
Kid 1:No it doesn’t it helps you in all type of ways

Kid 2: Well if it helps you...let’s smoke some weed!

by i’m.swag March 18, 2021

Weed

Something to do when there's nothing to do.
Not physically addicting, but can be mentally in some cases.

Gods gift to the world (100% organic)

Aka <pot> <dank><marijuana><loudo><bud><nug><tree><chronic><herb><reefer><maryjane>

John: *enters blakes house*

yo damn bro that shit <loud>
Blake: ah ya already kno I've been smokin on that good <kush>

Blake: u bringing <weed>
John: bro I just <copped> an <eigth>

by snorat June 8, 2016

weed

1: The bad plants that grow near your grass or other plants.

2: A drug.

1: "I hate these damn weeds!"

2: "Aye bro, you gotta try this weed tho.."

by zennix January 30, 2016

Weeding

In the process of smoking weed.

Used as a verb

Smoking weed - weeding.

1. Yesss sirrr, are we weeding tonight?

2. Skipper please tell Private to stop weeding.

3. Awe Owen's, is the nommer still on, that weeding sesh?

by Huncho557 August 24, 2019

weeding

showing up to a wedding baked

dude, we're about to go to a weeding, wanna join?

by syddietittie December 3, 2017

Weed

A plant that ends your boredom

I’m gonna smoke weed with my friends today

by Guw0p July 2, 2019