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Cry Wanker

Pathetic excuse for a man. Like the above. Befriends women but due to screwed perception, mistakes simple friendship for sexual interest to the point of stalking. This always culminates in sobbing and self love in public places.
'Oh dear, Steve disappeared the night before thanksgiving. He was very drunk and upset with his housemate.'

'yes, for some reason he ran away to that Finnish girls house.'
'Really? The one who made it clear she is not interested in him?'

'That is the one. What's more she was off banging her fuck buddy while Steve sat outside her house.'

'Dear me! So what was he doing there that long?'
'Playing with himself and sobbing, you know what a cry wanker he is!'
by svenjamie November 10, 2014
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Coffee Wanker

The act of ordering a Ridiculously long named coffee normally from a franchise coffe shop such as starbucks.

These people are called coffee wankers.
Jesus Victoria couldnt you have just ordered a large White coffee from starbucks instead of a Grande Skinny Latte with soya milk, twist of lemon and a sprinkle of Cinnamon and shot of vanilla? you dirty coffee wanker.
by Moonbizzle III September 25, 2009
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Wanker

A british term for "one who masterbates". Commonly used as an insult
God damn that wanker!
by j5_teh_evil November 16, 2002
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bloody wanker

joe and mark are bloody wankers, they stole my bike
by james jenki February 18, 2009
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wanderlust

Very popular hashtag used on Instagram by girls who love to show off in all of their journeys.
#wanderlust #enjoyinglife #travellerslife
by fabrinaserilli September 17, 2016
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Wanderer

«All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.»
— J.R.R Tolkien
Wanderer.
To be lost. To be found.
by JVeverMind January 4, 2022
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