Pathetic excuse for a man. Like the above. Befriends women but due to screwed perception, mistakes simple friendship for sexual interest to the point of stalking. This always culminates in sobbing and self love in public places.
'Oh dear, Steve disappeared the night before thanksgiving. He was very drunk and upset with his housemate.'
'yes, for some reason he ran away to that Finnish girls house.'
'Really? The one who made it clear she is not interested in him?'
'That is the one. What's more she was off banging her fuck buddy while Steve sat outside her house.'
'Dear me! So what was he doing there that long?'
'Playing with himself and sobbing, you know what a cry wanker he is!'
'yes, for some reason he ran away to that Finnish girls house.'
'Really? The one who made it clear she is not interested in him?'
'That is the one. What's more she was off banging her fuck buddy while Steve sat outside her house.'
'Dear me! So what was he doing there that long?'
'Playing with himself and sobbing, you know what a cry wanker he is!'
by svenjamie November 10, 2014
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Jesus Victoria couldnt you have just ordered a large White coffee from starbucks instead of a Grande Skinny Latte with soya milk, twist of lemon and a sprinkle of Cinnamon and shot of vanilla? you dirty coffee wanker.
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Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
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The crownless again shall be king.»
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Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.»
— J.R.R Tolkien
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