Lauren Walker

Lauren is someone I always want to be around. Whenever I’m in a bad or not feeling it, Lauren’s smile brightens up my mood. Honestly Lauren is the nicest person I’ve met in a while with good intentions no matter what. She puts her friends ahead of herself and acts selfless. Lauren is also very pretty and always something I could stare at for hours without getting bored. It seems to me as if talking to her feels like only 30 mins but in reality is always more. She is someone you should be happy to have in your life because you won’t meet anybody else like Lauren Walker.
Lauren Walker is always so nice
by Roorororoororr November 25, 2019
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Mitchell Walker

The number 1 autistic person in the world. He leads all of the autismos to do greater things in life.
Look it’s THE AUTISMO Mitchell Walker
by LELE SHANKZ June 27, 2021
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Circle walker

An anxious, paranoid and/or hyperactive person who spends hours at a time pacing in circles.
Tweakers and conspiracy theorists are common examples of circle walkers.
by Doom Bot August 17, 2018
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sprint walker

someone who while running any amount of distance, will sprint at full speed for some time, then begin to walk for some more, and repeat the process until they have gone the full distance. They are undeniably some of the worst and most annoying people.
*while running a two mile race*
Sarah: "Ugh, look at Tristan, he's a sprint walker."
Milly: "Ew, I can't stand those people."
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Herschel Walker

Dude 1: Did you know Herschel Walker thinks evolution is fake?
Dude 2: No, why does he think that?
Dude 1: Because monkeys exist; since we evolved from monkeys, they shouldn't exist.
Dude 2: God the Republican party is a joke
Dude 1: fr
by Doqtor_tue June 07, 2022
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Walker Stalker

one who actively stalks the singer/songwriter/producer, Butch Walker.
Brosef #1: "Do you think we'll get to meet Butch at his show tonight? I know where his tour bus usually parks...maybe if we hang out around there we'll get to see him!!"
Brosef #2: "Dude, stop being such a Walker Stalker, you're starting to creep me out."
by *leah* July 27, 2006
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Leah Walker

Some strange ginger thing that hides in cupboards and comes out at night to steal food from your fridge. Maybe even make a piece of toast.
Leah walker shagged your toaster yesterday.
by Theanonymouskira November 30, 2009
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