WTF flag

An item waved to show one's shock, disbelief, and/or disgust at a situation.

You had sex with your dog!? *waves WTF flag*

by KPT May 15, 2004

wtf mayyam?

an exclamation of shock, astonishment or sheer puzzlement, originating from North West London.

Dave(unknown person): Hello susan, how are you?
Susan: wtf mayyam?...

Scenario: walking down the road and seeing an unidentified object.
"wtf mayyam?"

Scenario 2: Waking up on the train at the last stop...
"wtf mayyam?"

by Flajhi's friend! March 7, 2009

WTF Serpico

popularized from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

You say when a cop is Strip Searching you in Public.

meaning "What the Fuck?" and referencing the Al Pacino Cop-Drama "Serpico".

Or when you are accused of something by someone.

A cop strip search's a man for alledged marijuana dealing.

Dealer: What the fuck, Serpico?

Then he spreads his ass cheecks and farts.

Friend 1: Tommy, did you jerk off in those socks again?

Tommy: WTF Serpico?

by Playhouse July 18, 2009

the WTF effect

When you sit in front of an exam and look at the worksheet and you actually understand NOTHING it's called "the WTF effect". This effect often appears to people who didn't learn enough.

Person A turns around the paper sheet. "Hey, this looks easy"
Person B: "What the Fuck?!"
Person C "Looks like he got the WTF effect"

by mxfilerelatedcache December 15, 2010

WTF Lines

Lines on the sides of your eyes and forehead.

When you squint and distort your face making wtf lines , trying to figure
WTF that idiot is doing with that hamster..

by bj11558 November 21, 2012

WTF Mode

WTF mode is best stated, as being in a state of aggitation.
Where you just get so mad, and you flick the switch inside your head over to WTF Mode.
When in WTF mode you continously curse and then either hit someone or storm away.

ARGH! WHAT THE FUCK MAN!! YOU FUCKED MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND! I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE YOU!
-POW-
-Storms away-

random person nearby: Yo, That guy was just in WTF Mode!

by Will T October 12, 2005

wtf nut

1) a masturbating without cause, arousal or motivation.
b masturbating because there's nothing else to do.

2) little to no sensation after and/or during a masturbation session. ultimately leading to depression.

3) normally one asks oneself what the fuck did i do that for afterwards.

1) abraham woke up one morning knowing there's nothing planned out today so he decided to kill some time by masturbating.

2) damn bro, i just masturbated and had a wtf nut.

3) i just wtf nut.

by DBAD101 June 29, 2008