vander pol

a disgusting little creature in fables and children's tales, made to make children laugh at its disfigured body and face. Also known to be extremely stupid, and is the lowest creature on the list of scary monsters. The largest disfigurement is in the eyes; causing them to slant and squint. Does not reach above 5 1/2 feet in height.

...And the vander pol stood as tall as it could, a gutteral roar coming from its throat. A mere squeak came out, and its squinted eyes started to cross. The hunters all laughed at its stupidity.

*child laughs at mother's story*

by yes thats my name February 18, 2011

Vagerbil

(v.) To insert a gerbil into a vagina.

I went to a sex show in Scandinavia and this chick totally vagerbilled in front of everybody. I wanted to look away, but a vagerbil is like a train wreck... you just can't stop watching.

by odieodieo February 21, 2011

vadering the mic

In multiplayer gaming, to accidentally position a headset's microphone in such a way so that the player's breathing is heard loudly over the output. Taken from the similarity of the sound to Darth Vader's breathing apparatus.

Player 1: They're defending B base...
Player 2: sssshhhh...hoooo...sssshhhh...hoooo
Player 1: Hey man, you're kind of vadering the mic.

Player 2: Sorry dude, this better?

Player 2: ...
Player 1: Better man, thanks. So they're defending B base...

by Phlopsy April 11, 2016

valerie cormier

A hot playboy big-tit babe who has done several nudes (which are jerk off material)

I jerked off watching valerie cormier the other day

by Mlg12yearoldmanchild August 21, 2016

valerion

A buff man from france with close relation to floronce nightingale, can get angry reasonably easily and not someone to mess with

Valerion is a buff boy

by JermaineDefoe99 March 13, 2017

vaderphilia

When you love Darth Vader so much, you keep his burnt helmet by your bed and ask it for advice.
A good example is his nephew Ben Solo, commonly known as kylo Ren or Kyle Ron.

Stormtrooper: Yo, TK-7299, is it me, or does Kylo Ren have a bad case of Vaderphilia?

by Stickyyy fingers July 15, 2018

Valery

Valery is a very energetic person.She is the optimist in the group.Shes the one that'll most likely make your bad day better.She is smart and

friendly.Shes hilarious and very outgoing.

Valery is the person that says "it's ok you just need improvement", when you fail a test

by OoOoOoOFfF 😂😂😂 November 13, 2019