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Vacuum Butt Cannon

A fighting move in the sport of Keijo. Performed by spinning your hips and gaining a large amount of momentum, then jumping in the air and whipping them the other direction. This causes a massive rush of air directly towards the opponent, which if not dodged properly, sends them flying off the land (platform people play keijo on)
"Dammit, I'm about to fall off the land...
Time to use...
VACUUM BUTT CANNON!!!!"
by #1KeijoPlayer January 5, 2021
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Nature abwhores a vacuum

Refers to how a lust-crazed stud is always wanting to "get some", and thus often has to seek out any "loose" female in his area to get it on with.
Bill Clinton definitely had da classic "Nature abwhores a vacuum" affliction --- he was consistently craving da warm moist spot between ladies' legs, and so he sought said delightful commodity from countless females during his lifetime.
by QuacksO January 13, 2021
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Banana vacuum

Disrespectful way to refer to a persons mouth, implying that they regularly perform fellatio and/or eat many bananas
“Ron, shut your banana vacuum before someone slaps the shit out of you!”
by WrinkleShower1 February 17, 2021
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Peach Ring Vacuum

A noun describing those notoriously good as an anilingus.
Dude, she's such a peach ring vacuum...
by PabloDeNoches February 27, 2021
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Joy Vacuum

A person who sucks any joy out of anything and anyone if joy is present, aka my mother.
Jane brought the whole room's mood down, being the joy vacuum that she is.
by JamesMinecraft April 13, 2021
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Vacuum dream

Vacuum dream means you aren’t sucking enough, and even want to inhale him in your dreams. .
You must have been having vacuum dreams again, he asked her after that surprise blowjob.
by Streetsweeper55 April 18, 2021
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Vacuum fart

this is when you fart and immediately after that, fresh air enters your anus. this is because there is no more air in your anus. this can only happen if you are in a certain position with your anus spread.
Oh shit Bro I just took a shit but I got a vacuum fart
by El Crispee February 21, 2022
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