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Pee up my ass PUMA

Acronym from the mid eighties. Along the lines of PONTIAC ( poor old nigga thinks its a Cadillac), Ford ( flip over read directions, found on road dead) or MOPAR ( my old pig ain't running). That's what you get when you have a bunch of bored fifth graders.
He tried to puma her, but she wouldn't allow it.
Yeah mofo, why don't you puma me!
Hey dude, pee up my ass PUMA
by Synaptic Shock July 11, 2019
mugGet the Pee up my ass PUMAmug.

caught up in their ass

stuck on someone who is not good for you, like a bad ex gf or a two faced backstabber wanna be frenemy
"all they do is talk shit, I cant understand why he's caught up in their ass"
by DeMonToyZ June 9, 2014
mugGet the caught up in their assmug.

Rats up my ass

Punching your hand inside someone's asshole and then you open the asshole and tickle the inside.

The sensation feels like rats crawling up your ass, hence the name.
Nick (you, a kinky motherfucker): "Man, Lisa just gave me rats up my ass."
Mike (your childhood friend who respects you very much, up until this information which has entered the neurons in his brain matter): "What the fuck?"
by miahh June 6, 2022
mugGet the Rats up my assmug.

boi shut yo sensitive ass up

A meme originating from a youtube comment.It is displayed with a meme (or stupid)Video above and the sentences below are comments
Person1:This Video is so powerful,im in tears
Person2:boi shut yo sensitive ass up

Person2:nevermind I just cried
by Meganiggafaggot October 24, 2017
mugGet the boi shut yo sensitive ass upmug.

shooting glitter up her ass

When significant praise is given to a person who is undeserving of such praise; when everyone thinks this one person is so amazing, when in reality they're basic, unimpressive, and overrated
"everyone's always shooting glitter up her ass for being such a great actress, but she's painfully mediocre; borderline bad."
"Janet always shoots glitter up her daughter's ass for being a singing prodigy, but in reality, her daughter is unimpressive."
by glasspumpkin January 22, 2024
mugGet the shooting glitter up her assmug.

Square up on that ass

The act of sexually positioning one’s self behind a female or male, with the intent of inserting either said person’s penis or strap on dildo into the receiving party’s guts.
Jason said he just wanted to watch me bang his girlfriend, but he kept creeping up behind me trying to square up on that ass.
by Nrogers June 19, 2022
mugGet the Square up on that assmug.

Shut your bitch ass up

Another way to say "shut up" when someone is aggravating you
Mostly used by black people, in most cases included with the n word (Shut your bitch ass up n*gga)
1: Easy game.
2: Shut your bitch ass up.
by Idk50 July 23, 2024
mugGet the Shut your bitch ass upmug.

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