two toner

When a poop is two toned in colour.

The perfect two toner would be when the two colours are split in a diagonal line. You must not flush a two toner, for it is a very rare occurrence when a poop graces us with a two tone appearance. Do NOT cover with toilet paper, and be sure to take a picture and be proud.

by Two Tone Thorings August 30, 2009

two toke

the good shit......only takes 2 hits to get you high

by dopey July 21, 2003

two bagger

one bag just isn't going to cut it...

Her ugliness was showing through the first bag. I then realized that this girl was a two bagger. I then stuck another bag on top of the first one.

by joemammy December 14, 2008

two shits

Something that a lot of people refuse to give.

Person: "I could give two shits.."

Me: "But you won't, huh?"

Person: "Nope!"

by Forever Remain October 30, 2008

two degrees

Short for two degrees of separation, referring to the maximum number of links one must follow on Urban Dictionary to get from any term to another that refers to sex, drug abuse, or a faddish teenage subculture.

Dude, I looked up "genocide" on Urban Dictionary, and I didn't even need my two degrees.

by Enzo Cruiser May 8, 2009

two tube

Two tube is southern slang for a double-barreled shotgun.

Don't mess with him, he's got a two tube loaded with double ought.

by Edword August 2, 2006

Two Pointer

1) Someone who meets hiring quotas on two counts.
2) An employee who fits into two minority categories.

"That new black woman in accounting will never get fired, she's a two pointer"

Alternate spelling "2 Pointer"

by Lefty Flash September 30, 2008