torpedo

Torpedo, noun: When smoking a joint or blunt, the smoker leaves an inch or more of the joint or blunt to constitute a torpedo, otherwise they're just roaches.

"Hey bro, got any weed?"
"I have about 4 torpedoes and 6 roaches in my ash tray."

by wolftone1916 October 3, 2013

Flaming Torpedo

When a guy is having sex with a girl withdraws his penis, sprays it with axe, light it on fire and stick back in the girls vagina.

The girl was then flaming torpedoed.

by ttttttttiiiiiiiimmmmmmiiittttt April 11, 2009

Guido torpedo

The car all Guidos drive. True Italians do not drive these cars, only the east coast trash. It can be one of two things: a domestic car that has been "riced out" (ex. 96' ford mustang with big chrome wheels, a body kit, noisy rattling exhaust, and huge rear spoiler), or an import with "muscle car" accesories (ex: honda accord painted red with black racing stripes, huge meaty rear tires, cowl inducted hood scoop, and side pipes. Sometimes painted with yellow flames). These types of cars are rarely combined.

guy: what the hell is making that sound?
guy2: fuckin guido torpedo just drove by.

by trallala September 26, 2009

Sloppy Toppy Spin Cycle Gluck Gluck 3K

This act can only be performed on the hulking, 100% confirmed 69'9 tall tyler1. The fucktoy must climb a mountain of perfect physique impale themselves on the highest pinnacle of manmeat. Tyler will pinch the helpless fucktoy by the head and spin them around on his cock like a pinwheel. The fucktoy will spin at a rapid pace until popping free. After having their insides hollowed out by Tyler's monster arm, the fucktoy will then gluck gluck on his meat tower in consecutive fashion, followed by swallowing 3000 gallons of flawless DNA.

retrad: Did you hear Kayla almost died doing the Sloppy Toppy Spin Cycle Gluck Gluck 3K?

retrad 2: Can't even properly compress her organs, what a fuckin casual.

by binder full of ankle pics September 1, 2022

torpedo

A half-handle, or about 750mL, of alcohol, usually vodka.

I have a black cherry torpedo in my room waiting to be drunk.

by claudiu April 17, 2007

The Angry Torpedo

to grunt and force a log of shit out of your ass with such ferocity that you get a splatter effect on the inside of the toilet (if done too forcefully you may get some kickback so be cautious when performing in stalls.) CAUTION!: do not attempt The Angry Torpedo when you have the drizzling shits as you may effectively blow your colon.

Man, I was feeding this chick a hot lunch last night, but I was so constapated that I shot off an Angry Torpedo by accident and took out her left eye.

by Stacker February 26, 2004

Tory

1. The name for someone who always finds a way to win, Victor, even when they are really losing.n. 2. also a very hot guy adj. 3. Someone who is very sneaky, aka ninja. adj.

1. Man nothing gets him down, his name must be Tory!

2. damn girl d'you see him? he is definately a Tory!

3.Fuckin Tory where'd he come from!

by Stormy Skies September 17, 2010