Having yourself on toast

The person loves themselves that much, they are so up themselves that if they had a round of toast they would definitely spread themselves on it. They are loving themselves sick.

'look at her over there, she is definitely having herself on toast'

'you're having yourself on toast ain't ya'

by Dr Toast August 10, 2012

scrambled beg on toast

when someone is attention seeking on social media

Omg her picture of in hostpital is so scrambled beg on toast

by MitchellR457 June 18, 2017

thomas

Thomas is the best name in the world

yo , Thomas whats up

by tjf bro February 11, 2020

tubby toast

plastic pancakes with smiley faces on them

My four-year-old cousin asked me what tubby toast was made of. I responded "Rabbits."

by Gwen Stefani Grrl December 20, 2003

Schlong on toast

A very common breakfast in France and East Hollywood. Usually contains a fairly large penis with a side of toast.

Peter, George served an excellent schlong on toast this morning... We also had Crepes!

by Rabbi Jüdisch September 26, 2006

Thomas Edison

In short, a total butthole that took employees's inventions to the patent office, claimed they were his, and got all the credit.

To convince the American public not to use Nikola Tesla's AC system, Thomas Edison paid schoolkids to kidnap cats and dogs from homes nearby his lab so that he could electrocute them to death with AC power.

Also, see this about Nikola Tesla:
www.theoatmeal.com/comics/tesla

by HGF88 November 20, 2013

Toast Chee

A Form Of Snack Treat where the makers forgot to add all the letters to the title.

Jesus loves to eat Toast Chee.

by Stargate Fan June 19, 2004