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The Toetruck

The Toetruck Sex Position noun

Definition: You stick your toe inside your partners rectum and they clench their anus together as tight as possible. You then proceed to drag them across the room by your toe.
Hey babe, wanna do the toetruck tonight
by mo333333333 February 14, 2017
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Timmy Tooter

An inside out rolled joint, filled with both hash and weed (marijuana) and containing at least 0.75 grams of weed, may be called a Timmy Tooter joint.
Damn dude, that's a nicely rolled Timmy Tooter joint.

I've put a gram of weed in just one joint, a true Timmy Tooter right here.

Smoke the Timmy Tooter, you'll get stoned in no time!
by SparXerBullet April 22, 2017
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Toested_toester

"hey do you know this guy toested_toester?"
"yeah! hes a awesome mod!"
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Matt Teeter

Literally a scientist. Dude is hella smart!
Bill Nye is smart, but Matt Teeter is even smarter!
by ItsEro November 14, 2020
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scooter tooter

another way of saying go away or move
someone: *just keeps talking*
me: you are so annoying, scooter tooter!
by c0uchp0tat0 June 22, 2021
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Devils teeter totter

The toilets at the office bathroom often share a common wall where all plumbing is contained. Occasionally, you can be sitting on a toilet, when you can hear a feint sound of a door shutting and being locked in the opposite sex’s bathroom. Then, as the opposite sex person sits on their toilet, you may feel your toilet raise up again to offset the weight of theirs on the other side of the wall. This is what is known as the devil’s teeter totter.
Listen to what happened to Billy. His boss ordered in enchiladas for Richard’s 50th birthday. Of course, that stuff needed to be evacuated within an hour. When he was shitting in the men’s room, that fat bitch Jackie went to take a shit also. She sat down, and the old devils teeter totter launched ole Bill 2 feet in the air.
by Kung fu Jim May 24, 2021
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whistling tooter

When said person passes gas, but it comes out sloppy, loosley and extra windy. Said fart smells like semen.
It was supposed to be an SBD but instead it came out a whistling tooter. Am I gay?
by Marlinbrando69 January 13, 2022
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