turkey tired

"Dude want to go to the movies tonight?"
"Dude no thanks I just had thanksgiving dinner, I'm so turkey tired"

turkey tired by mdanny December 15, 2008

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Tearing Tired

When you're really sad and you cry yourself to sleep.

I was so sad last night that I was tearing tired.

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A really messy shit the next day after sleeping later than normal. Usually best graphically represented by a snapchat.

Ben: "I know it's past my bedtime, but it's Friday so I thought I'd treat myself to 1 o'clock."
Me: ""Careful! You're gonna shit tired tomorrow man."

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When you play so many computer games that you can't stay awake

I got so (eye tired) last night playing candy crush that I fell asleep on my computer

eye tired by krazykdv April 24, 2014

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The kind of tired you get after not sleeping or not sleeping well over the course of a few nights

Oh man I haven't slept in 3 days I'm so leftover tired

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When you're so tired/deprived of sleep you look like you've done hard drugs.

"Dude you look fucking crack tired"

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When you fuck a guy all night long you’re so tired the next day nothing makes sense.

He fucked me so hard last night that I’m dick tired today.

dick tired by DDB’s October 2, 2017

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