Tumble-weed

A girl that approaches, gives that head tilt, puppy dog eyes and glossy lips. No sound comes out, All you hear is the rushing of the wind, and see a tumble-weed moving in a flip, stop, drag motion, inside their heads. Creating nothing but a cloud of dust behind it.

A girl that has very little to offer in the way of conversation or intellect. Usually attractive.

"Oh look Tumble-weed"
"Fuck off out of my face Tumble-weed, you have nothing to offer"

by Chykan Hunter May 31, 2012

shiver me timber

Slob on my log; Blow me.
Spit shine my baton; Drive my 1 Wood; suck on MY dick.
Speak into my microphone; swallow my sword.

OLD PIRATE ON SHIP: "Aargh. SHIVER ME TIMBER, matey!"
NEW PIRATE IN HOOD: "Yo, shizzle on my dizzle, bizzle?!"

by Chilato (no hate) Hellamongo is LOVE October 21, 2006

Justin Timberlake

Let's see here....this guy has millions of dollars, 20 cars, 50 pairs of shoes, specialized clothing, a bigass house, endorsements from many corporations, his own restaurant, and (how many?) boats, yet I can't believe that, with all of his wealth, he couldn't even hold on to the nympho known as Britney Spears for more than 3 months. Obviously this is a sign that he is probably just overcompensating for something he lacks as a man (if we can call him a man at all).

Britney Spears: I'm leaving you, Justin. Your penis is simply too small.
Justin Timberlake: It's not the size that matters. It's the motion of the ocean.
Britney Spears: That's what six of my ex-boyfriends said.

by pop music sucks December 17, 2003

scissor me timbers

referring to the sexual postion for lesbains"scissoring"

scissor me timbers we're scissoring!

by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007

Rock and Tumble

Sexual position used when you find a frozen caveman, defrost him and have sex with him.

The Rock and Tumble is on a reel in the cutting room floor of a geico commercial.

by Long February 13, 2005

Timeless Treasures

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by blthrskt April 28, 2009

Turkish Tumble

The turkish tumble consists of a sixty-nine standing while doing improvised back hand springs only with the feet.

We did the turkish tumble down 10 flights of stairs

by Con-Artist March 9, 2005